By Iron Chef Leftovers
…it seems they come back as pork products. From Pearls Before Swine. I am pretty sure that some day I am going to experience a haunting like this one:
Category: Food
Ground Kontrol in Portland
by A.J. Coltrane
In Portland and wondering what to do? All three of these places are near the train station and within walking distance of each other.

Ground Kontrol: It’s an awesome arcade, straight out of the 80’s. The games are a who’s who and what’s what of old-school arcade staples. See this link for pics and info (they have tons of pinball too.) The grand re-opening was on Febuary 17. Hard liquor and food are now available!
The vids:
| 1943 (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) | Galaga | Smash TV |
| 720° | Gauntlet: Dark Legacy | Soul Calibur II |
| Alien Vs. Predator | Golden Tee ’99 | Splat! <- NEW! |
| Area 51 (in “Area 51/Maximum Force” cabinet) | Gorf | Stargate <- NEW! |
| Area 51: Site 4 | House Of The Dead | Star Wars (Atari, 1983) |
| Arkanoid (in “Multicade” cabinet) | Joust (also in “Multi-Williams” cabinet) | Street Fighter III: Third Strike |
| Asteroids | Mappy (in “Namco Classics” cabinet) | Street Fighter Alpha 3 |
| Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja (in “Street Justice” cabinet) | Mario Bros. | Strikers 1945 (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) |
| Battle Garegga (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) | Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 | Sunset Riders |
| Battlezone | Maximum Force (in “Area 51/Maximum Force” cabinet) | Super Street Fighter II: Turbo |
| Big Buck Hunter | Millipede (in “Multicade” cabinet) | Street Fighter III: Third Strike |
| Bubble Bobble | Missile Command | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
| BurgerTime | Moon Patrol <- NEW! | Tekken Tag Tournament |
| Bubbles <- NEW! | Mortal Kombat II | Tempest |
| Bust-A-Move Again (Tetris Multi-Game #2) | Mr. Driller 2 (in downstairs “Tetris Multi-Game” cabinet) | Tetris |
| Centipede (also in “Multicade” cabinet) | Ms. Pac-Man (fast) | Toobin’ |
| Championship Sprint | NBA Jam | Track ‘n’ Field |
| Cruis’n Exotica x 2 | NFL Blitz ’99 | TRON |
| Crystal Castles (in “Multicade” cabinet) | Ninja Gaiden (in “Street Justice” cabinet) | Two Crude (in “Street Justice” cabinet) |
| Dance Dance Revolution Extreme | Pac-Man (fast) (also in “Namco Classics” cabinet) | Vampire Savior |
| Defender <- NEW! | Paperboy | Virtua Cop 2 |
| Dig Dug (also in “Namco Classics” cabinet) | Punch-Out!! | World Class Bowling Deluxe |
| Discs of TRON | Q*Bert | X-Men (6 Players) |
| Donkey Kong | Raiden II | Xevious (in “Namco Classics” cabinet) |
| Double Dragon II: The Revenge | Rally-X (in “Namco Classics” cabinet) | |
| Dr. Mario | Rampage World Tour | |
| Dragon Blaze (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) | Robotron: 2084 (also in “Williams Multi-Game” cabinet) | |
| Final Fight (in “Street Justice” cabinet) | San Francisco Rush: 2049 | |
| Frogger | The Simpsons | |
| Galaga | Sinistar <- NEW! |
House of Louie: Just a few blocks from Ground Kontrol, House of Louie serves excellent Dim Sum at reasonable prices.
Deschutes Brewery: Ok food. Good service. Great beer.
Croonchy Stars
by A.J. Coltrane
Croonchy Stars:
One I remember well (note that the cabbage becomes brussels sprouts when shot):
One I didn’t remember — Lobster Bandidos — Gun-toting, spanish-mangling lobsters:
Back In My Day, Everything Was Made Of Metal
by A.J. Coltrane
Originally this post was going to be about how much I liked this lunchbox as a kid. The Seahawks were a brand-new team, and I got a brand-new lunchbox to take to school.

Then I got to looking at it closely — does anything seem weird?
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Top Chef: Season 8 – All Stars
By Iron Chef Leftovers
Disclaimer – I wrote this after the first episode of “Top Chef: All-Stars” aired and have not revised any predictions.
I normally hate “All-Star” type shows – it is normally the, “hey, we have run out of good ideas, so let’s bring back some old contestants and put them through their paces again.” In the case of Top Chef, it isn’t a bad thing. For most reality shows, winning is more luck than skill. In Top Chef, it is almost entirely skill, so to have them bring back a group of contestants who generally finished in the top 5 or so of their respective seasons isn’t a bad thing. The real question is, how many of them have their hearts in it this time around? There is some serious cash on the line, so there is huge incentive. Besides, even if you hate the show, how could you not want to tune in every week to hear guest judge Anthony Bourdain be snarky? Makes me want to get a hold of all of the footage they have just to see what comments from Bourdain did not make it.
Spoilers and Predictions after the jump. Continue reading “Top Chef: Season 8 – All Stars”
Ming Tsai’s Shallot Pancake Recipe
by A.J. Coltrane
Ming Tsai’s Shallot Pancakes. It may look like quite a few steps, but it’s fast and easy. (Seriously, it’s super easy and the results are impressive.) The original recipe is here. The recipe below is scaled down in size.
Ingredients:
1 cup All-Purpose Flour
1/2 cup Very Hot Water
1 large Shallot, or substitute Scallions
~1 TBP Sesame Oil
~1 TBP Canola Oil, plus more for the skillet.
Sesame Seeds (Optional, but good.)
Salt
Step 1. Combine flour and hot water in a mixer or food processor. (I use a little food processor; the dough is ready in about 5-10 seconds. Pulse it a few times and it’s done.) When the dough comes together sprinkle a small amount of flour on a counter and knead for a couple of minutes — until the dough is smooth and not sticky. If the dough is sticky add small amounts of flour to fix it.
Step 2. Form the dough into a disk, wrap in plastic wrap. Refrigerate for an hour. (On Simply Ming, Tsai calls for overnight. The linked recipe calls for up to 48 hours.) In theory the minimum rest would be about 20 minutes — long enough for the dough to hydrate.
Step 3. Combine sesame oil and canola oil in a small bowl. Slice shallots thinly.
Step 4. Flour work surface and roll out dough to around 1/8″ thick. Brush Oil mixture over the top of the dough. Sprinke the dough with sliced shallots and salt.

Step 5. Roll the dough into a “jelly-roll.” Twist each end of the “jelly-roll” in opposite directions 3-5 times. (This will add more layers.) Roll the “jelly-roll” up like a snail, tucking the end underneath. Finally, roll out the snail to about 1/4″ thick.



Step 6. Heat a skillet over medium heat. (Ming recommends cast iron.) Oil the pan with 2-3 tablespoons canola oil. Brush the dough on top with the sesame/canola oil mixture and sprinkle with sesame seeds. Place the dough in the skillet, with the oil/sesame seed side down. Brush the new “top” with the oil mixture and sprinkle with sesame seeds. Cook each side 3-4 minutes per side, until golden brown. (The recipe calls for 2-3 minutes per side. I found mine took longer, especially on the first side, but I didn’t use cast iron.) Slice into wedges and serve.
Ming’s “Dim Sum Dipper”, pictured above, is 1/2 cup soy, 1/4 cup rice vinegar, 1 TBP Sambal Oelek. You may want to halve (or less) those amounts… It’s basically a 2:1 ratio of soy to rice vinegar and a dash of something hot.
This recipe is so good, and so easy.. I figured I must have overlooked it in a cookbook at some point. So I went looking. The nearest thing I could find was in Jeff Smith’s “The Frugal Gourmet Cooks Three Ancient Cuisines”, but that recipe used lard to maintain the layers instead of oil. That would explain why I haven’t made it. (Two points: Cookbooks by Jeff Smith are still readily available for cheap — go figure. Also, Smith says that he got the recipe out of cookbooks by someone named Pei Mei. A little research and.. there it is! (One of the books anyway, Smith references Volumes I-III.) Published in 1969. It’s actually Fu Pei-Mei.)
The neat thing about this recipe is that it makes a nice “laminated” dough (think phyllo) with very little time or effort involved. The recipe can also be scaled to whatever size is needed — the ratio is 2:1 ap flour to hot water, everything else is negotiable.
I’m thinking pesto might be a good substitute, or a roasted red pepper coulis…
Revel in Fremont
By Iron Chef Leftover
Revel is the new “Korean Street Food” joint in Fremont from the folks that brought us the wonderful Joule in Wallingford. Since I am a big fan of Joule, I had to check out the spot.
Revel is located on the corner of 36th and Phinney, just up the block from Brouwer’s and Theo Chocolate. It is a wide-open space with about 15 tables and a counter that overlooks the open kitchen. I was there right before noon, so I had the choice of sitting anywhere – naturally I opted for the counter overlooking the kitchen.
The menu is pretty simple – small bites, salads, dumplings, noodle dishes and desserts – each with 3-4 choices, one of which was vegetarian, all of which are heavily Korean influenced. My only real criticism of the menu was the price. The salads and dumplings ranged in the 8-10 dollar range while the noodle bowls were 13-15, not exactly the kind of place you are going to hit for a regular lunch. Maybe it is me, but when I think street food, I think of an inexpensive and quality meal. They also have a full bar.
Being the sucker for dumplings that I am, I went with one order of the short rib dumplings and one order of the chorizo dumplings. The short rib was amazing – wonderfully flavorful and beefy, server with pickled shallots, which I could have eaten on their own. The wrappers however were falling apart and made them a bit of a mess to eat. The chorizo dumplings were excellent also, not overly spicy with a hint of smokiness. They did not suffer from the issue of falling apart that the short ribs did. Each plate was $9 for 5 dumplings.
The service was hard to judge, as there were only 3 other customers in the restaurant when I arrived, but was about 65% full when I left. Overall I really liked Revel, but I do question how many $24 lunches after tax and tip I can really afford. Revel is definitely a place I would recommend for dinner or possibly an occasional or special occasion lunch, despite being a bit spendy.
Alternate Au Gratin
by A.J. Coltrane
I’ve tried making Potatoes Au Gratin using the Joy of Cooking recipe many times. I’ve never been able to get it to come out “right” — it always comes out too “soupy” for my taste.
The picture above shows my latest go at it, using the Joy recipe as a jumping off point. (The dish tightened up quite a bit after a few minutes of cooling — the finished product had almost no “liquid.”)
Here are the two ingredient lists, side by side:
| Joy of Cooking | Coltrane’s Alternate |
| 1 Clove Garlic | 1 Clove Garlic |
| 1 TBP Butter | 1 TBP Butter |
| 2.5 lbs baking potatoes, peeled | 2 lbs “Red Skin Golden” potatoes, unpeeled |
| 3 cups milk or half-and-half | 2 cups half-and-half |
| 1 tsp salt | 1 tsp salt |
| 1/4 tsp pepper | 1/4 tsp pepper |
| pinch nutmeg | pinch nutmeg |
| Cheese, bread crumbs, and dots of butter to cover. | 1/2 cup shredded cheese |
The potatoes in the Alternate are Jolly Green Giant “Red Skin Golden Potatoes.” I think they’re just new red potatoes. I also left the skins on, because I didn’t feel like peeling smallish nubby potatoes. (Read: Didn’t feel like the extra work or throwing away nutrients.) It turns out that when the potatoes are sliced super thin the skins don’t have any substance left; peeling the potatoes isn’t really necessary. Besides, if anyone asks then the dish was intended to be “rustic.”
The recipe:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
2. Halve garlic clove and rub on interior of baking dish. Rub the butter in the baking dish.
3. Combine potatoes, milk, nutmeg, salt, pepper, and milk or half-and-half in saucepan. Bring to simmer. Simmer until liquid reduces slightly, about 5 minutes.
4a. Joy recipe: Pour mixture into the baking dish, top with the cheese, butter, and/or breadcrumbs. (The butter and cheese are “optional.”) Bake until the top is golden and the potatoes are tender, 45 minutes to 1 hour.
4b. Alternate recipe: Pour half the mixture into the baking dish. Top with half of the cheese. Pour remaining mixture into the baking dish. Top with the remaining cheese. (This keeps the cheese from all sitting on top, as the Joy recipe calls for.) Bake until the potatoes are tender, 1 hour.
The cheese can be a combination of chedder, gruyere, and/or anything else that shreds well.
This is another recipe that the thin slicing disk on the kitchenaid is the Best. Thing. Evar. Total prep time was maybe 5 minutes, plus another 5 minutes of simmering the potatoes on the stove.
I’m guessing reintroducing the knobs of butter wouldn’t hurt the Alternate..
Fruits and Vegetables in Season
by A.J. Coltrane
I was in the grocery store today and it occurred to me that I don’t really know what’s “In Season” during December. It also occurred to me that I could be eating for less money if I had a better idea of what to buy.
The table below is adapted from this website. (Though there are many sites that seem to have the same list, or something remarkably similar.) I consolidated their information and removed the stuff I’m unlikely ever to purchase (“Ollalieberries”??) — I wanted the table to be small enough to print and keep in a coat pocket:
| All Season | March-May | June-August | September-Nov | December-Feb |
| Apples | Apricots | Apricots | Acorn Squash | Belgian Endive |
| Avocados | Artichokes | Beets | Asian Pear | Brussels Sprouts |
| Bananas | Asparagus | Bell Peppers | Belgian Endive | Chestnuts |
| Bell Peppers | Belgian Endive | Blackberries | Broccoli | Collard Greens |
| Bok Choy | Broccoli | Blueberries | Brussels Sprouts | Grapefruit |
| Broccolini | Butter Lettuce | Boysenberries | Butter Lettuce | Kale |
| Cabbage | Chives | Butter Lettuce | Butternut Squash | Kiwifruit |
| Carrots | Collard Greens | Cantaloupe | Cauliflower | Leeks |
| Celery Root | Corn | Casaba Melon | Diakon Radish | Oranges |
| Celery | English Peas | Cherries | Endive | Passion Fruit |
| Coconut | Fava Beans | Corn | Garlic | Pear |
| Leek | Fennel | Cucumbers | Ginger | Sweet Potatoes |
| Lemons | Green Beans | Edamame | Grapes | Tangerines |
| Lettuce | Honeydew | Eggplant | Jalapeno Peppers | Turnips |
| Mushrooms | Limes | Endive | Kumquats | Winter Squash |
| Onions | Mango | Figs | Mushrooms | |
| Parsnips | Morel Mushrooms | Garlic | Passion Fruit | |
| Potatoes | Mustard Greens | Grapefruit | Pear | |
| Snow Peas | Oranges | Grapes | Pineapple | |
| Pea Pods | Green Beans | Pumpkin | ||
| Pineapple | Honeydew Melons | Radicchio | ||
| Radicchio | Jalapeno Peppers | Sweet Potatoes | ||
| Ramps | Lima Beans | Swiss Chard | ||
| Rhubarb | Limes | Turnips | ||
| Snow Peas | Nectarines | Winter Squash | ||
| Spinach | Peaches | |||
| Spring Baby Lettuce | Peas | |||
| Strawberries | Plums | |||
| Sugar Snap Peas | Radishes | |||
| Swiss Chard | Raspberries | |||
| Vidalia Onions | Strawberries | |||
| Watercress | Summer Squash | |||
| Tomatillo | ||||
| Tomatoes | ||||
| Watermelon | ||||
| Zucchini |
Nose to Tail Eating
By Iron Chef Leftovers
Not my favorite restaurant in Seattle, but I so totally want to do this.
Anyone want to kick in $60 per person?


