Is Carmelo The Man?

by A.J. Coltrane

Joe Posnanski hits the essence of the Carmelo Anthony trade on the head:

Many people are asking whether the Knicks made a good trade for Carmelo Anthony. It’s an interesting question, but I think there’s a related question that’s more interesting. I don’t think it matters too much what good players the Knicks gave up for Anthony. I think only one thing matters, and it is this:

Is Carmelo Anthony a franchise player?

….And so we come back to the question that interests me: Is Carmelo Anthony an all-time great player, the kind of player who could lead a team to a championship, be their best player, be their star? If he is that kind of player, then it doesn’t really matter what the Knicks gave up for him, because he was worth it. If he’s not that kind of player, then it doesn’t really matter what the Knicks gave up for him, because the Knicks are likely to get stuck in a cycle that will make it very unlikely for them to win a championship anytime soon…

I’m very firmly of the opinion that Carmelo is not “The Man”. I started to write a post about how Carmelo = Allen Iverson.. a very very good (and overrated) player who wasn’t quite good enough to get the 76ers a championship.

Bob McAdoo

Then I was listening to Mike and Mike a couple of days ago. They brought up an interesting stat:   there have only been two players traded during a season while having a higher scoring average than Carmelo-  Wilt Chamberlain and Bob McAdoo. I was thinking “Wow, McAdoo is another excellent comp.” McAdoo was a great, physical scorer who played somewhat indifferent defense. McAdoo eventually won championships as the 6th man for the Showtime Lakers, but prior to that his career was kind of a disappointment due to a lack of having “won the big one.”

The third player I’m inclined to compare Carmelo to, and this is damning him with faint praise, is Antoine Walker. Antoine Walker wasn’t as good as Carmelo, though his reputation was similar. They both dribble too much, neither is(was) much of a rebounder or really much interested in sharing the ball or playing defense.

The fourth comp, and the first one I thought of, is Patrick Ewing. Great player, just not quite great enough.

What it comes down to is that Carmelo has one outstanding skill. He’s pretty mediocre at everything else. Both he and Amare are basically one-dimensional scorers.

I don’t think that will do it.

Ground Kontrol in Portland

by A.J. Coltrane

In Portland and wondering what to do? All three of these places are near the train station and within walking distance of each other.

Courtesy of the Ground Kontrol website. My pictures didn’t come out. (Too dark, go figure.)

Ground Kontrol:  It’s an awesome arcade, straight out of the 80’s. The games are a who’s who and what’s what of old-school arcade staples. See this link for pics and info (they have tons of pinball too.) The grand re-opening was on Febuary 17. Hard liquor and food are now available!

The vids:

1943 (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) Galaga Smash TV
720° Gauntlet: Dark Legacy Soul Calibur II
Alien Vs. Predator Golden Tee ’99 Splat! <- NEW!
Area 51 (in “Area 51/Maximum Force” cabinet) Gorf Stargate <- NEW!
Area 51: Site 4 House Of The Dead Star Wars (Atari, 1983)
Arkanoid (in “Multicade” cabinet) Joust (also in “Multi-Williams” cabinet) Street Fighter III: Third Strike
Asteroids Mappy (in “Namco Classics” cabinet) Street Fighter Alpha 3
Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja (in “Street Justice” cabinet) Mario Bros. Strikers 1945 (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet)
Battle Garegga (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 Sunset Riders
Battlezone Maximum Force (in “Area 51/Maximum Force” cabinet) Super Street Fighter II: Turbo
Big Buck Hunter Millipede (in “Multicade” cabinet) Street Fighter III: Third Strike
Bubble Bobble Missile Command Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
BurgerTime Moon Patrol <- NEW! Tekken Tag Tournament
Bubbles <- NEW! Mortal Kombat II Tempest
Bust-A-Move Again (Tetris Multi-Game #2) Mr. Driller 2 (in downstairs “Tetris Multi-Game” cabinet) Tetris
Centipede (also in “Multicade” cabinet) Ms. Pac-Man (fast) Toobin’
Championship Sprint NBA Jam Track ‘n’ Field
Cruis’n Exotica x 2 NFL Blitz ’99 TRON
Crystal Castles (in “Multicade” cabinet) Ninja Gaiden (in “Street Justice” cabinet) Two Crude (in “Street Justice” cabinet)
Dance Dance Revolution Extreme Pac-Man (fast) (also in “Namco Classics” cabinet) Vampire Savior
Defender <- NEW! Paperboy Virtua Cop 2
Dig Dug (also in “Namco Classics” cabinet) Punch-Out!! World Class Bowling Deluxe
Discs of TRON Q*Bert X-Men (6 Players)
Donkey Kong Raiden II Xevious (in “Namco Classics” cabinet)
Double Dragon II: The Revenge Rally-X (in “Namco Classics” cabinet)
Dr. Mario Rampage World Tour
Dragon Blaze (in “Trigger Zone” cabinet) Robotron: 2084 (also in “Williams Multi-Game” cabinet)
Final Fight (in “Street Justice” cabinet) San Francisco Rush: 2049
Frogger The Simpsons
Galaga Sinistar <- NEW!

House of Louie:  Just a few blocks from Ground Kontrol, House of Louie serves excellent Dim Sum at reasonable prices.

Deschutes Brewery:  Ok food. Good service. Great beer.

Strat-O-Matic

by A.J. Coltrane

Fun piece about the history of Strat-O-Matic here.

My 1979 math teacher introduced our class to Strat-O-Matic, I think using the flimsy math underpinnings of the game as justification.

If only Griese had *this* good of a season!

My 1979 Strat-O-Matic football team:

Quarterback- Bob Griese

Running Back- Archie Griffin

Full Back- Horace King

Tight End- Henry Childs

Split End- Alfred Jenkins

Flanker- Lynn Swann  (or maybe he was the Split End, and Jenkins was the Flanker)

Special Teams- Raiders (Featuring Ray Guy)

Defense- Patriots

The teacher suggested we draft a quarterback first, followed by defense.  I went along with the suggestion, as I think most of the kids did.  Drafting at the end of the first round left me a 34 year-old Bob Griese at quarterback.  I then drafted the defense — New England was absolutely league average, but was the best available.  I then drafted all of my pass-catchers,  followed by snapping up punter extraordinaire Ray Guy.

Q:  What was I missing?  A:  Any semblance of a running game.  Archie Griffin was a two-time Heisman trophy winner who never exceeded 700 yards in his seven year pro career.  This was a bad thing, since a big part of Strat-O-Matic football was (and is) correctly guessing whether your opponent intends to run or pass on the next play.

For my passing game though — I had a decrepit dink and dunk quarterback throwing to a trio of deep threat wide receivers:

Lynn Swann:  19.7 yards per catch, good for 4th in the NFL.

Alfred Jenkins:  17.2 yards per catch.  (20th)

Henry Childs:  16.6 yards per catch.  (As a Tight End(!), 27th in the league.)

Swann was a couple of years removed from the Pro Bowl.  Jenkins would be a Pro Bowler the following two seasons.  It was Childs’ lone Pro Bowl season.

What’d all that add up to?  Old QB + No RBs + Great WRs + Average Defense = a 5-4-1 record.  I made it into the playoffs as a Wild Card and lost in the NFC Championship game by throwing the ball all over the place.

My buddy won the league in part because he had the Steel Curtain defense and an actual running game.  It didn’t hurt that I traded (read: gave) him Lynn Swann right before the Super Bowl — I’d just used Swann to terrorize his opponent in the previous game, I’d gotten behind early and spent most of the game throwing bombs to Swann.

The cool part was that the teacher gave my buddy the cards after the season, as a prize for winning the Super Bowl.  Good times.

The Dream Shake

by A.J. Coltrane

I was watching the Orlando-Boston game before the Super Bowl this past weekend.  Dwight Howard got the ball on the low block and put together a series of spin moves and scored.

My reaction:  “That’s the Dream Shake!”

Hakeem Olajuwon has been working with big men since 2006, including Kobe Bryant, Rashard Lewis, Yao Ming, and Dwight Howard. Check out #1 on the highlight reel for a great example of the “Dream Shake.”

I thought two things are interesting from Hakeem’s wikipedia entry:

If I had to pick a center [for an all-time best team], I would take Olajuwon. That leaves out Shaq, Patrick Ewing. It leaves out Wilt Chamberlain. It leaves out a lot of people. And the reason I would take Olajuwon is very simple: he is so versatile because of what he can give you from that position. It’s not just his scoring, not just his rebounding or not just his blocked shots. People don’t realize he was in the top seven in steals. He always made great decisions on the court. For all facets of the game, I have to give it to him.
—Michael Jordan
And

More recently he has been working with Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic, helping him diversify his post moves and encouraging more mental focus.

I thought that was interesting… “more mental focus.”  That sums up Howard’s main weakness pretty well — he doesn’t always appear to be thinking when he’s on the court. (That, and his offensive repertoire has been limited to dunks.)

If he ever does figure it out though — look out.

Super Blowouts

by A.J. Coltrane

Maybe they’re not all blowouts, at least not lately.  Left axis is the percentage of each victory margin, bottom axis is decade :

There were five blowouts in a row in the 80’s, and three out of four Superbowls of the 1960’s were blowouts too.

It was this column that got me thinking about Super Bowl victory margins, including this table:

Location G Winner Loser Total Points
Indoors 13 30.5 15.8 46.23
Outdoors 31 30 15.3 45.26

Rob Neyer Leaves ESPN

by A.J. Coltrane

Rob Neyer’s last day at ESPN was today.

Neyer was the second sabermetrics guy I latched onto — after Bill James. He’s had a big impact over the years on the way I look at baseball.

Hopefully ESPN will bring in someone stats-oriented to fill that slot.

Best wishes to Rob Neyer for the future.

———————

[Update:  That was quick. Neyer has joined SB Nation less than 24 hours after leaving ESPN.  In Neyer’s words:]

“There are a lot of things to love about SB Nation, which is why I’m here. But among them is that they — excuse me, we — don’t see us as us and you as them,” Neyer wrote.” We’ve got bloggers who most professional writers probably consider them … but we know better.

“We know that some of our writers are every bit as talented and knowledgeable as anyone you’ll find working for newspapers or the Big Boy websites. We also know that today’s readers are tomorrow’s writers, and that often the only difference is opportunity.”

Fisher And Young, The Pink Slip Twins

by A.J. Coltrane

Jeff Fisher has joined Vince Young on the unemployment line. I’m a little suprised — I thought it was an either/or proposition.

In other NFL news, a tweet dustup between Antonio Cromartie and Matt Hasselbeck:

Comartie had this to say on Monday:

“Especially when you don’t get no information about nothing from the union or the owners,” Cromartie said Monday. “So to tell you the truth they need to get their damn minds together and get this [expletive] done. Stop bitching about money. Money ain’t nothing. Money can be here and gone. Us players, we want to go out and play football. It’s something we’ve been doing and we love it and enjoy it. It’s our livelihood.”

Then, according to ESPN:

On Thursday, a tweet on Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck‘s account said: “Somebody ask Cromartie if he knows what CBA stands for.”

The tweet was later removed but not before Cromartie found out about it.

He responded Thursday afternoon with a tweet that said: “hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don’t erase it. I will smash ur face in.”

Then this from Hasselbeck:

Hasselbeck later apologized for his initial tweet.

“Sorry for the joke man. No hard feelings,” a tweet from his account said. “DB’s & QB’s have a hard time getting along I guess sometimes. lol.”

As usual though, Jason Whitlock has the truth in his piece about Cromartie’s initial outburst- “Players Will Turn On Union Director”:

Cromartie had a lot more to say, but I’m not going to waste time repeating it here. He’s not the most eloquent, concise or thoughtful speaker. Let me translate what he said:

“I got baby mama drama and at least nine mouths to feed. I’m a free agent this offseason and need a new contract. DeMaurice better get this (spit) settled quick, because I can’t get behind on my child-support payments.”

Now, the overwhelming majority of NFL players do not have nine kids by eight different women like New York’s fertile, 26-year-old, condom-hating, shutdown corner. But Cromartie is not alone when it comes to baby mama drama among NFL players.

Roger Goodell and NFL owners probably can’t control their laughter thinking about battling Smith in a prolonged contract dispute. We’re two weeks from the Super Bowl and Cromartie is already raising a white flag.

I thought it was pretty savvy of Goodell to set his salary to $1 in the event of a lockout. He won’t be getting paid either, so the players can’t cry poverty… Of course, Goodell doesn’t have eight child-support payments.

Seriously though — “I will smash ur face in.”  ??? 

What a Neanderthal.

Croonchy Stars

by A.J. Coltrane

Croonchy Stars:

One I remember well (note that the cabbage becomes brussels sprouts when shot):

One I didn’t remember — Lobster Bandidos — Gun-toting, spanish-mangling lobsters: