by A.J. Coltrane
Croonchy Stars:
One I remember well (note that the cabbage becomes brussels sprouts when shot):
One I didn’t remember — Lobster Bandidos — Gun-toting, spanish-mangling lobsters:
A baking and gardening journal. Mostly.
by A.J. Coltrane
Croonchy Stars:
One I remember well (note that the cabbage becomes brussels sprouts when shot):
One I didn’t remember — Lobster Bandidos — Gun-toting, spanish-mangling lobsters:
by A.J. Coltrane
Originally this post was going to be about how much I liked this lunchbox as a kid. The Seahawks were a brand-new team, and I got a brand-new lunchbox to take to school.

Then I got to looking at it closely — does anything seem weird?
Continue reading “Back In My Day, Everything Was Made Of Metal”
by A.J. Coltrane
Because it came up today — the Seahawks career passing leaders:
| Rank | Player | Career Yards |
| 1 | Matt Hasselbeck | 29434 |
| 2 | Dave Krieg | 26132 |
| 3 | Jim Zorn | 20122 |
| 4 | Rick Mirer | 9094 |
| 5 | Jon Kitna | 7552 |
| 6 | Warren Moon | 5310 |
| 7 | Seneca Wallace | 3547 |
| 8 | John Friesz | 2971 |
| 9 | Trent Dilfer | 2560 |
| 10 | Kelly Stouffer | 2333 |
| 11 | Jeff Kemp | 1735 |
| 12 | Stan Gelbaugh | 1426 |
| 13 | Steve Myer | 851 |
| 14 | Dan McGwire | 745 |
| 15 | Gale Gilbert | 703 |
| 16 | Brock Huard | 667 |
| 17 | Charlie Whitehurst | 507 |
There’s one guy in the top 10 I *never* would have guessed: John Friesz.

Jeff Kemp didn’t quite make the top 10, though I thought he might.
Other notables:
Gino Toretta #26.
Steve Largent #27.
Norm Johnson #29.
And the fewest yards, greater than zero: Ricky Watters. 1 yard. #34.
by A.J. Coltrane
The Seahawks have fired Offensive Coordinator Jeremy Bates. Also:
Quarterbacks coach Jedd Fisch left to go University of Miami to be its offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.
Defensive line coach Dan Quinn is leaving the team to become the defensive coordinator at the University of Florida.
Defensive backs coach Jerry Gray left to become an assistant head coach and defensive backs coach at the University of Texas.
I think it’s interesting that the other coaches who “left” all went back to coaching college.
ESPN writer Mike Sando’s take on it:
…The Seahawks ranked 28th in total yards, 31st in rushing yards, 29th in time of possession and 28th in first downs per game. Those depressed rankings seemed understandable, in my view, given the state of the roster in general and the offensive line in particular.
Carroll could have lived with poor first-year production, I think, if he thought Bates were the right coordinator.
Making this move after only one season suggests the fit wasn’t right. Carroll is resoundingly upbeat. He doesn’t cuss out players. Bates isn’t much of a people person. He’s gruff and takes a harder line in his approach to players. Of course, Carroll would have known these things about Bates, it seems, because the two worked together at USC in 2009.
Absent something more, this is the sort of move that makes greater sense when the head coach has another candidate in mind.
Josh McDaniels’ name comes to mind immediately. Talks between McDaniels and the St. Louis Rams hit a snag this week, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reported. McDaniels also interviewed with the Minnesota Vikings…
Of course, the baggage associated with Josh McDaniels may include … TIM TEBOW!!
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Late edit: Less than three hours after this post, the Rams hire McDaniels as Offensive Coordinator. Whew.
By Iron Chef Leftovers
Disclaimer – I wrote this after the first episode of “Top Chef: All-Stars” aired and have not revised any predictions.
I normally hate “All-Star” type shows – it is normally the, “hey, we have run out of good ideas, so let’s bring back some old contestants and put them through their paces again.” In the case of Top Chef, it isn’t a bad thing. For most reality shows, winning is more luck than skill. In Top Chef, it is almost entirely skill, so to have them bring back a group of contestants who generally finished in the top 5 or so of their respective seasons isn’t a bad thing. The real question is, how many of them have their hearts in it this time around? There is some serious cash on the line, so there is huge incentive. Besides, even if you hate the show, how could you not want to tune in every week to hear guest judge Anthony Bourdain be snarky? Makes me want to get a hold of all of the footage they have just to see what comments from Bourdain did not make it.
Spoilers and Predictions after the jump. Continue reading “Top Chef: Season 8 – All Stars”
by A.J. Coltrane
Fangraphs has a feature that allows you to compare the career value of major league hitters in graph form. For example, here’s Dale Murphy, Kirby Puckett, and Andy Van Slyke.
They were more comparable than I might have guessed.
Or how about Wade Boggs, Tony Gwynn, Rod Carew, and Ichiro?
That one illustrates the greatness of Boggs — he’s significantly better than some good company.
Last one — since we’ve been on the subject lately: Edgar Martinez, Frank Thomas, and Jim Thome. Note that Edgar was the most valuable every season from age 32-38. (Try sticking Bob Horner into the 4th slot and see what that looks like.)
Fun stuff.
by A.J. Coltrane
Ming Tsai’s Shallot Pancakes. It may look like quite a few steps, but it’s fast and easy. (Seriously, it’s super easy and the results are impressive.) The original recipe is here. The recipe below is scaled down in size.
Ingredients:
1 cup All-Purpose Flour
1/2 cup Very Hot Water
1 large Shallot, or substitute Scallions
~1 TBP Sesame Oil
~1 TBP Canola Oil, plus more for the skillet.
Sesame Seeds (Optional, but good.)
Salt
Step 1. Combine flour and hot water in a mixer or food processor. (I use a little food processor; the dough is ready in about 5-10 seconds. Pulse it a few times and it’s done.) When the dough comes together sprinkle a small amount of flour on a counter and knead for a couple of minutes — until the dough is smooth and not sticky. If the dough is sticky add small amounts of flour to fix it.
Step 2. Form the dough into a disk, wrap in plastic wrap. Refrigerate for an hour. (On Simply Ming, Tsai calls for overnight. The linked recipe calls for up to 48 hours.) In theory the minimum rest would be about 20 minutes — long enough for the dough to hydrate.
Step 3. Combine sesame oil and canola oil in a small bowl. Slice shallots thinly.
Step 4. Flour work surface and roll out dough to around 1/8″ thick. Brush Oil mixture over the top of the dough. Sprinke the dough with sliced shallots and salt.

Step 5. Roll the dough into a “jelly-roll.” Twist each end of the “jelly-roll” in opposite directions 3-5 times. (This will add more layers.) Roll the “jelly-roll” up like a snail, tucking the end underneath. Finally, roll out the snail to about 1/4″ thick.



Step 6. Heat a skillet over medium heat. (Ming recommends cast iron.) Oil the pan with 2-3 tablespoons canola oil. Brush the dough on top with the sesame/canola oil mixture and sprinkle with sesame seeds. Place the dough in the skillet, with the oil/sesame seed side down. Brush the new “top” with the oil mixture and sprinkle with sesame seeds. Cook each side 3-4 minutes per side, until golden brown. (The recipe calls for 2-3 minutes per side. I found mine took longer, especially on the first side, but I didn’t use cast iron.) Slice into wedges and serve.
Ming’s “Dim Sum Dipper”, pictured above, is 1/2 cup soy, 1/4 cup rice vinegar, 1 TBP Sambal Oelek. You may want to halve (or less) those amounts… It’s basically a 2:1 ratio of soy to rice vinegar and a dash of something hot.
This recipe is so good, and so easy.. I figured I must have overlooked it in a cookbook at some point. So I went looking. The nearest thing I could find was in Jeff Smith’s “The Frugal Gourmet Cooks Three Ancient Cuisines”, but that recipe used lard to maintain the layers instead of oil. That would explain why I haven’t made it. (Two points: Cookbooks by Jeff Smith are still readily available for cheap — go figure. Also, Smith says that he got the recipe out of cookbooks by someone named Pei Mei. A little research and.. there it is! (One of the books anyway, Smith references Volumes I-III.) Published in 1969. It’s actually Fu Pei-Mei.)
The neat thing about this recipe is that it makes a nice “laminated” dough (think phyllo) with very little time or effort involved. The recipe can also be scaled to whatever size is needed — the ratio is 2:1 ap flour to hot water, everything else is negotiable.
I’m thinking pesto might be a good substitute, or a roasted red pepper coulis…
By Blaidd Drwg
Joe Posnanski, long suffering Royals fan and quite possibly the best and most intelligent baseball writer on the planet, may have written the single best sarcastic piece on the Hall of Fame ever. You can find it here. If someone were ever stupid enough to put me in charge of a baseball team, Joe P. would be the first guy I would hire (and you won’t find a bigger Rob Neyer fan on the planet who isn’t related to him).
On an somewhat related note – why are arguably the 3 best baseball writers all Royals fans – Neyer, Posnanski and Rany Jazayerli? I could chalk it off to the suffering in a small market, but then why the hell can’t I name a single guy who writes about baseball and is a Pirates fan?
Joe P. is an impressive writer who spends a lot of time backing up his arguments. His latest piece however is sarcasm at its best (for those of you who know the Bad Wolf, you know he loves his sarcasm). Joe has as very logical argument for redefining the Hall of Fame, renaming it the Willie Mays Hall of Fame for the following reason:
I cannot tell you how many times in my life, much less in the last month, I have received emails that basically say something like: “Willie Mays — now THAT is a Hall of Famer. That is who I have in mind when I think of the Hall of Fame, not (Player X) who you wrote about.”
So, that’s my mission here — to create The Willie Mays Hall of Fame.
The article is written in typical Joe P. fashion – he gives the criteria for selection, the rules of the game and then goes about methodically analyzing the data.
I won’t tell you the conclusion, but lets just say I agree with him. If you are a baseball fan, or just a fan of sarcastic journalism, you should read the article.
On a side note – Coltrane – we need to add Joe P. to the blogroll.
by A.J. Coltrane
Title: Last Night On Earth: The Zombie Game
Game Type: B-Movie Zombie Horror Strategy Game
Number of Players: 2-6
Complexity of Rules: Low-Medium
Time to Play: About 90 minutes
The Concept: It’s a zombie B-movie! Players play either the zombies or the heroes in one of a number of scenarios provided with the game.
The heroes are all drawn from horror movie archetypes such as The Sheriff, The Jock, or the Farmer’s Daugther. Both the heroes (by searching in the buildings) and the zombies get access to cards that represent items and events that mess with the other side. (See the Chainsaw, below right, for an example of a hero card.)
The heroes’ focus is to survive the zombie horde long enough to accomplish the scenario objective, such as “Find Two Cannisters Of Vaccine”, or, “Save The Townsfolk.”
Why I Like It:
1. The game board is modular and randomly assembled, so each game evolves a little differently.
2. The heroes win or lose as a group, so teamwork is needed to defeat the zombie player.
3. Flying Frog Productions (the publisher) did a great job with the artwork and capturing the feel of being in a B-Movie Horror. (These guys are local. They’re based in Kirkland.)
4. It’s a fairly lightweight game that is easy to learn and plays reasonably briskly.
5. The rulebook is well put-together and well worded.
6. Shotguns, Chainsaws, and Zombies — how can you go wrong?

BoardGameGeek page here.
Available at Gary’s Games in Seattle.
by A.J. Coltrane
The 2010 NFL regular season is now over. How’d the predictions go in this September post?
| Team | 2009 PPG | 2010 Predicted PPG | 2010 Actual PPG |
| Raiders | 12.3 | 17.1 | 25.6 |
| Redskins | 16.6 | 20.5 | 18.9 |
| Eagles | 26.8 | 25.4 | 27.4 |
So, what happened?
Raiders:
Passes: Jason Campbell 67% of team attempts, 84.5 rating; Bruce Gradkowski 31% of team attempts, 66.3 rating. Aggregate rating 77.5.
“The Raiders will make a big leap forward with Jason Campbell. Part of that will be due to JaMarcus Russell’s release, simple addition by subtraction.” [Actual Result — The Raiders scoring went up by 13.3(!) points per game.]
JaMarcus Russell must have been more of a black hole than I could have ever believed. The Raiders more than doubled their scoring output from 2009, finishing 6th in points scored. Also: Jason Campbell is a good quarterback, hopefully more people will see that now. He’s earned it.
Redskins:
Passes: Donovan McNabb 78% of team attempts, 77.1 rating; Rex Grossman 22% of team attempts, 81.2 rating. Aggregate rating 78.0.
“McNabb and new coach Mike Shanahan will score 3-5 more points per game than the 2009 Redskins. A big part of that will be (or should be) attributed to the upgrade from Zorn to Shanahan.” [Actual Result — The Redskins scoring went up by 2.3 points per game. How much of the credit should go to the coach?]
McNabb wasn’t worth the 5-6 points that John Clayton predicted — in reality it wound up being something of a lost season for McNabb. His status in Washington turned into a very public mess that was handled extremely poorly by McNabb, his agent, and the Redskins. I think other teams will now think twice before acquiring McNabb — he may be permanently damaged goods. (What happens if the next team feels the need to bench him?) Going into the year I felt McNabb was overrated. Now I think he’s cooked.
Eagles:
Passes: Michael Vick 66% of team attempts, 100.2 rating; Kevin Kolb 34% of team attempts, 76.1 rating. Aggregate rating 92.1.
“The Eagles won’t miss McNabb. Philadelphia was 5th in the league in scoring last year, so some regression back to the pack is figured in the chart below. Kevin Kolb will be an All-Pro within three years.” [Actual Result — Michael Vick miraculously resuscitated his career and the Eagles scoring went up by .6 points per game.]
It looked like I picked the wrong All-Pro, though I still think Kolb may get there eventually. Vick took almost exactly 2/3rds of the snaps, and I would guess that’s about as many as he *can* take, given his propensity to put himself in harm’s way. I don’t think Vick will ever get close to repeating his 2010 season; he had career bests in Completion Percentage, Yards Per Attempt, TD Percentage, and Interception Percentage — everything that went into his career best Passer Rating of 100.2, good for 4th in the league.
The Eagles win the brass ring.