The Kiss of Death In Professional Sports

By Blaidd Drwg

Clippers Coach Vinny Del Negro is on the hot seat because of his team’s middling performance. He received the dreaded “vote of confidence” from the GM and owner of the team. From espn.com:

…coach Vinny Del Negro received a vote of confidence from Clippers owner Donald Sterling and general manager Neil Olshey this week and appears safe to finish the season as the team’s coach after reportedly being on the hot seat last week.

Receiving the “vote of confidence” is a close to a guarantee that you are hanging on by a thread in professional sports. Too often, a manager or coach gets it and is fired within a couple of weeks. My prediction – Del Negro gets fired if the team goes .500 or worse over their next 8 games (which is about 2 weeks from the date of his “vote of confidence”.

The Magic of Jeremy Lin

By Blaidd Drwg

Jeremy Lin is a good story – a guy who is a Harvard grad, was cut by 2 teams and languishing at the bottom of the Knicks bench, gets a chance to start and leads the team to a 6 game winning streak where he is averaging 26.8 points per game.

I have a feeling that this is going to take a turn for the worst soon – the Knicks have Mr. Ego himself, Carmello Anthony, currently injured, but expected back soon, not to mention Amare Stoudemire coming back from an injury. Those two guys represent the Knicks 2 leading scorers and represent 38 shot attempts a game between them. They both want the ball. Lin is currently taking 24 shots a game. Something is going to have to give and I have a feeling it is going to be Lin’s shot total. The Knicks are going to need him to be more John Stockton than Michael Jordan in order to keep Melo and Amare happy. The problem is I am not sure that Lin can be Stockton. As a starter, Lin is averaging 8.5 assists and 5.1 turnovers per game. While the assists are fine, the turnovers are scary. The Knicks are already 29th in the league as a team in turnovers per game. While Lin’s sample size is small, the number is a bit disturbing – his turnovers have been 1, 8, 2, 6, 6, and 8. To put it in perspective, he has averaged about 1 more turnover a game than the current league leader, Russell Westbrook.

I really want to see Jeremy Lin do well, but I have a feeling the Knicks are headed for a disgruntled player showdown with Melo, and the guy making 18 million a year is always going to win out over the guy making the league minimum.

Playing Hack-a-Shaq

By Blaidd Drwg

Dwight Howard recently broke the NBA record for free throw attempts in a game with 39. Howard, a career 59% free throw shooter, managed to hit only 21 of his attempts but still scored over 40 points and lead his team to victory. It got me thinking, how well does the hack-a-Shaq approach work? There have been 29 instances of a player shooting 25 or more free throw attempts since 1985. Here are the results of them:

Player Points Scored FTA FTM Career FT% Game Result
Dwight Howard 45 21 39 59.5% Win
Shaquille O’Neal 41 19 31 52.7% Win
LeBron James 47 24 28 74.4% Loss
Shaquille O’Neal 39 15 28 52.7% Loss
Shaquille O’Neal 40 14 28 52.7% Win
Karl Malone 32 15 28 74.2% Loss
Willie Burton 53 24 28 78.6% Win
Kobe Bryant 52 20 27 83.7% Win
Kobe Bryant 45 18 27 83.7% Loss
Gilbert Arenas 60 21 27 80.4% Win
Allen Iverson 60 24 27 78.0% Win
Vince Carter 46 22 27 79.7% Loss
Charles Barkley 26 22 27 73.5% Win
Sleepy Floyd 30 22 27 81.5% Win
Michael Jordan 58 26 27 83.5% Win
Kevin Martin 50 23 26 86.4% Loss
Kevin Durant 46 24 26 87.9% Loss
Kobe Bryant 40 23 26 83.7% Win
Tracy McGrady 62 17 26 74.7% Win
Kobe Bryant 47 23 26 83.7% Win
Rony Seikaly 30 12 26 67.9% Win
Charles Barkley 47 21 26 73.5% Loss
Gilbert Arenas 45 23 25 80.4% Win
Kobe Bryant 62 22 25 83.7% Win
Gilbert Arenas 43 21 25 80.4% Loss
Jermaine O’Neal 55 19 25 71.1% Win
Latrell Sprewell 41 22 25 80.4% Loss
David Robinson 71 18 25 73.6% Win

In cases where someone went to the line 25+ times in a game, that player’s team came out ahead 18 out of 29 times. It isn’t a good comparison, since in a large number of those cases, it was the team’s best free throw shooter, and that is usually the last guy you want to foul. If you saw that 75% is where you want an NBA free throw shooter to be, lets take a look at all of the guys under that mark. There were 13 cases in which the guy at the line was under 75% and they won 9 of those games.

I was also surprised that Shaq didn’t end up on this list more often. I then though, maybe teams only use hack-a-Shaq in the playoffs. So I looked at Shaq’s playoff numbers from 1993-2005 and here is what I found:

  • Shaq played in 192 games and his teams sported a 121-71 record, good for a 63% win rate.
  • In those 192 games, Shaq only shot 20+ free throws 7 times, with a high of 39.
  • I lowered the threshold to 15+ per game, thinking that they played hack-a-Shaq later in the game and found that there were 41 games where he went to the line at least 15 times.
  • In those 41 games, his team sported a 29 – 12 record, good for 71% win rate.

I don’t want to bother doing this for anyone else since I have to look manually through the game logs to figure this out, but I am willing to make at least one general assumption:

The moral of the story, repeatedly fouling the big guy really doesn’t pay off.

 

 

Danny Ainge and the Demise of the Celtics Empire

By Blaidd Drwg

There is an article on ESPN about Danny Ainge being willing to break up the Celtics Big 3 of Garnett, Allen and Pierce. The Celtics are an old team, more than half of their roster is 29 or older and 4 of their 5 starters are over the age of 33. That is really not a recipe for success in the NBA. Is it any real wonder that the Celtics have started 5-8? What I really found interesting is a comment Ainge made in the article:

Ainge saw the Celtics pass up deals when Larry Bird, Kevin McHale and Robert Parish were aging, and the result was a steady deterioration that saw Boston not make the playoffs or advance beyond the first round from the 1992-93 to 2000-01 seasons.

“First of all, it’s a different era,” Ainge told The Globe. “I sat with Red (Auerbach) during a Christmas party (in the 1990s). Red was talking to Larry, Kevin, and myself and there was a lot of trade discussion at the time, and Red actually shared some of the trade discussions. And I told Red, what are you doing? Why are you waiting?

“He had a chance to trade Larry (to Indiana) for Chuck Person and Herb Williams and (Steve) Stipanovich and he had a chance to trade Kevin (to Dallas) for Detlef Schrempf and Sam Perkins. I was like, ‘Are you kidding?’ I mean, I feel that way now. If I were presented with those kind of deals for our aging veterans, it’s a done deal to continue the success.”

Maybe it is just me, but it seems that this conversation took place after Bird, Parrish and McHale were retired. If that is the case, why the heck would you have said “What are you doing? Why are you waiting?” If this conversation took place in the 1990’s, those deals were long since past being able to be made. So either the conversation took place in the 1980’s, which would be odd, or Ainge didn’t think about the tense of his quote and should have used the past tense. My best guess is that this offer came around 1988-1989, which, ironically, would have been the year the Celtics traded Ainge to the Kings with Brad Lohaus for Ed Pinckney and Joe Kleine (not one of the better deals for the Celtics).

Would these deals have benefited the Celtics, most likely. The Celtics would have come out way ahead on the McHale deal. The problem is much more than just swapping players. I lived in Boston for 12 years. Larry Bird is pretty much as close to God as you can get in Boston after Ted Williams. I remember going to Celtics games well after Bird retired and he would get a standing ovation from the crowd, at half time, every time he walked across the floor to the tunnel. Red may have been the architect of the greatest franchise in history and not even he would be dumb enough to be known as the guy who traded Larry Bird. Bird was going to be a Celtic player as long as he wanted to be, as long as Red had any say in the matter.

I think what really did the Celtics in was poor drafting and a change in the way the game was played. Right around 1990, the NBA went from being a sport about teamwork to a game dominated by inside post players. Let’s look at the Celtics 1st Round picks from 1988 – 1995.

1988 – Brian Shaw (24th Overall)
1989 – Michael Smith (13th Overall)
1990 – Dee Brown (19th Overall)
1991 – Rick Fox (24th Overall)
1992 – Jon Barry (21st Overall)
1993 – Acie Earl (19th Overall)
1994 – Eric Montross (9th Overall)
1995 – Eric Williams (14th Overall)

Only one of those players, Dee Brown, averaged better than 10 Points per Game in his career. Granted, they were generally drafting in the bottom half of the first round, but the effectively drafted a bunch of role players and never supplemented that with a solid free agent signing. There were 2 truly awful picks in that group, solely on where they drafted.

In 1989, which is one of the deepest drafts in NBA history, the Celtics got 3 lousy seasons of Michael Smith and passed up the following players, all of whom were drafted in the first round after Smith: Tim Hardaway, Dana Barros, Shawn Kemp, BJ Armstrong and Vlade Divac (although the Celtics did redeem themselves a bit by taking Dino Radja in the second round).

In 1994, they completely blew it by taking the “great white hope”, a slow footed center from UNC, Eric Montross. Granted, there wasn’t a huge amount of talent at the back end of the draft, but honestly, it wasn’t hard to see that Montross wasn’t going to be the force in the middle the Celtics needed him to be. The poor drafting was supplemented by poor roster management. Here is the roster the Celtics fielded the year after Bird retired:

No. Player   Pos Ht Wt Birth Date Exp College
4  Alaa Abdelnaby   F-C 6-10 240 June 24, 1968 3 Duke University
7 Dee Brown G 6-1 160 November 29, 1968 3 Jacksonville University
12 Chris Corchiani G 6-0 185 March 28, 1968 2 North Carolina State University
20 Sherman Douglas G 6-0 180 September 15, 1966 4 Syracuse University
55 Acie Earl F-C 6-10 240 June 23, 1970 R University of Iowa
44 Rick Fox F-G 6-7 230 July 24, 1969 2 University of North Carolina
34 Kevin Gamble F-G 6-5 210 November 13, 1965 6 University of Iowa
43 Tony Harris G 6-3 190 May 13, 1967 1 University of New Orleans
30 Todd Lichti G-F 6-4 205 January 8, 1967 4 Stanford University
31 Xavier McDaniel F 6-7 205 June 4, 1963 8 Wichita State University
27 Jimmy Oliver G-F 6-5 205 July 12, 1969 1 Purdue University
00 Robert Parish C 7-0 230 August 30, 1953 17 Centenary College of Louisiana
54 Ed Pinckney F 6-9 195 March 27, 1963 8 Villanova University
40 Dino Radja F-C 6-11 225 April 24, 1967 R
50 Matt Wenstrom C 7-1 250 November 4, 1970 R University of North Carolina

Not exactly striking fear into the hearts of opponents, huh?

A few years ago, when Ainge started building the current Celtics roster, I told a friend of mine they probably were built for a 3-4 year run before the team got too old (and I had a very low opinion of Ainge as a GM and his ability to build a team with home grown talent). This is year 5 of that Celtics run. The Celtics have gotten old and have gotten little out of their last 5 drafts. Unfortunately, I believe the Celtics are headed for yet another down period in their storied franchise history.

Two Unrelated Thoughts On The Lakers

by A.J. Coltrane

Kobe scored 48 the last Tuesday. The ESPN highlight package for the game opened with Kobe with the ball at the left of the free-throw line, then taking a big dribble and a big pivot step. He then took five more steps, doing a series of small shuffles away from his defender until he had enough space to get up a shot. I know it was seven steps because as I was watching the highlight I said to myself: “That’s a lot of steps!” , then I slowed it down and counted. During Kobe’s dance his defender was frozen in place — if his defender had moved forward to close the gap Kobe would have simply jumped into him and drawn a shooting foul.

I *was* going to post a link to the highlight package, but ESPN removed it from circulation — as far as I can tell they only showed it the one time, then replaced it with a different series of highlights. It’s a conspiracy! I’m guessing some phone calls were involved.

Here’s good read about Kobe Bryant on Grantland.

2nd Thought: Before the Mavericks (at) Lakers game last night the production crew scanned the crowd, showing all the “celebrities”. The celebrities included the usuals like Nicholson, Adam Sandler, and Chris Tucker. They also showed Dyan Cannon. I’m wondering if including Dyan Cannon in the celebrity montage is just a courtesy at this point — when was the last time she was actually famous? And has anyone under the age of 40 ever heard of her?

I tried a Google search for a picture of Cannon. The first autofill was “Diane Cannon Plastic Surgery”.

A Methuselah rookie card!

 Yep.

Bonus trivia: Did you know Cannon was married to Cary Grant? If Grant were still alive, tomorrow he’d be 108 years old.

Happy Birthday Cary Grant – you handsome man!

 

 

Assorted Sports Thoughts

by A.J. Coltrane

Mike Leach to the Cougars: 

To quote Leach – “You can win here and win big, I believe.”

Washington State football just got a lot more entertaining — I may actually make a point to watch a game or two next year. WSU will throw the ball all over the place, and historically that’s what they’ve done when they’ve been good. At the very least they’ll be fun to watch.

The Sounders get a new keeper:

The Sounders signed 6’5″ Austrian keeper Michael Gspurning. From the Seattle Times: “Gspurning’s size lends to a more aggressive approach in coming out to defend crosses, and he is also more comfortable having balls played back to him and using his feet

The News Tribune has more information about Gspurning, including this YouTube clip of five of his saves:

I’m predisposed to like tall keepers — Kasey Keller would have had a hard time getting to Save #3 on the video, though Keller likely would have been playing another step or two to his left to cover that angle and would have stopped it anyway.

Gspuring is a 30 year-old veteran keeper. I have high hopes the Sounders won’t miss a beat.

Finally, the NBA is dead to me, but:

The Miami Heat signed Shane Battier. I think this is about as important as any signing in the league this year — Battier is absolutely the perfect fit to go with Wade and Lebron. Battier doesn’t need the ball in his hands to be productive, he’s a very good perimeter defender, he’s a good rebounder, a good passer, and he’s a good 3-point shooter. He may wind up being more valuable to the Heat than Chris Bosh. Really, the Heat are the “Big 2 +1” anyway, not a “Big 3”. As Battier approaches the late phase of his career he could basically be Robert Horry all over again. Mike Bibby just signed somewhere else, and if the Heat can get anything besides a corpse to play the point then they have to be heavy favorites to win it all this year. They don’t even need a traditional point guard, it could be a Steve Kerr equivalent and they’d be fine. (Any of the triangle offense non-traditional point guards would work — Kerr, Paxson, Harper, or Fisher. They just need long-range shooting and (ideally) someone to get in the way of quick little guards.)

Bleh.

A Rucker Park Legend Is Born

by A.J. Coltrane

From ESPN:

The Oklahoma City Thunder forward and reigning NBA scoring champion dazzled the crowd by scoring 66 points in an Entertainers Basketball Classic game Monday.

“I’ve always wanted to play at Rucker Park all my life,” Durant told one of the league’s emcees after his DC Power team beat the Sean Bell All-Stars, which featured Chicago Bulls guard John Lucas III.

Rucker Park, located across the street from where the Polo Grounds used to stand, is famed for pickup games and leagues that have counted Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Julius Erving, Allen Iverson and Kobe Bryant among its visitors.

Durant fell two points short of the EBC scoring record, set by Steve Burtt Jr. in 2007. Joe (The Destroyer) Hammond is recognized as holding the park record of 74 points in a game.

My favorite part:

After the game, Durant tweeted: “No lie, jus had one of the best times of my life at Rucker park..wow! I love NY…Harlem waddup.”

Kevin Durant: The prize free agent signing of the 2017 NY Knicks!

We can all dream.

C’mon Rodg, Hit Him With Your Wallet

by A.J. Coltrane

Lebron had this to say after the Heat were defeated by the Mavs in the NBA Finals:

[Wow, I Googled “Lebron James” to find the link and the autofill popped up “Lebron James Jokes” as the #1 search. There’s definitely some vitriol going on.]

But I digress, here’s his quote:

“All the people that was rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today,”

“They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they have to get back to the real world at some point.”

That reminded me of the March 30 entry in Ball Four:

Now about Roger Maris. Roger fought a lot with the people in the stands , especially in Detroit, where he used to give them the finger. He and the fans would get to calling each other names and then Maris would roll out his heavy artillery.

“Yeah? How much are you making?”

Roger was making $70,000 a year.

After a while every time Maris got into an argument the guys in the dugout would say, “C’mon Rodg, hit him with your wallet.”

That’s certainly how I interpreted Lebron’s comments, though in the linked article he says he really didn’t mean it that way. Not that I believe him. I heard that as: “You have to go to work on Monday and I don’t.”

I think Joe Posnanski did a great job of summing up my feelings about James and the Heat:

…After all, I spent the entire NBA season rooting against LeBron James and the Miami Heat. I rooted against the Heat with a joyous zeal. People often asked me why — some lectured me about it. That’s OK. I’m sure I can put the reasons into words if necessary. I rooted against the Heat because I was ticked off at LeBron for quitting on the Cavaliers at the end of last season. I rooted against the Heat because I was ticked off at LeBron for making a mockery of Cleveland and how much the fans there loved him. I rooted against the Heat because something about three buddies deciding to get together in an exotic locale and dominate the NBA seemed like a plot for a bad James Bond movie. I rooted against the Heat because I do not like anyone cutting in line…

A final quote from Ball Four, since the Maris entry always reminds me of the March 4 entry about Mantle:

“…I remember one time he’d been injured and didn’t expect to play, and I guess he’d gotten himself smashed. The next day he looked hung over out of his mind and was sent up to pinch-hit. He could hardly see. So he staggered up to the plate and hit a tremendous drive to left field for a home run. When he came back into the dugout and everybody shook his hand and leaped all over him, and all the time he was getting a standing ovation from the crowd. He squinted out at the stands and said, “Those people don’t know how tough that really was.”

Which is why when I went to a Mariner game and Bouton threw out the first pitch the guy next to me said “Isn’t that guy the traitor to baseball?”

The M’s game was in 2009. Ball Four was written in 1969. People don’t forget.

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[Link to a film about the Seattle Pilots that looks interesting.]

The Mavs And The Spread

by A.J. Coltrane

From the Wall Street Journal:   The Dallas Mavericks covered against the spread 15 times in a row(!) prior to Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference Finals.

The Mavs were 5 point favorites in Game 2, but lost to the game and ended the streak.

The WSJ piece has an odd title – “The Team Las Vegas Can’t Figure Out”. But then there’s this:

“There’s clearly a major disconnect between perception and reality here,” said Andrew Garrood, executive director of Las Vegas Sports Consultants. “It’s safe to say we won’t see anything like this again for a long time.”

and

Bell said the Mavs have been receiving a boost from the bookmakers this postseason because of their opponents. Their first-round foe, the Portland Trail Blazers, were a media darling and a popular pick to win among analysts and fans. Meanwhile, the Lakers are a marquee team that typically receives a disproportionate number of bets, which swayed the line a bit in Dallas’s favor throughout that series.

Representing the "206" - Jason Terry of the Mavericks.

I think the excerpts above spell it out pretty well — the title of the piece is something of a misnomer:  It isn’t Las Vegas that hasn’t figured out the Mavs, it’s all the squares who continue to bet for the “media darlings.” It’s the same reason that I have to be truly convinced before I’m going to place a bet on any of the following teams:  Yankees, Red Sox, Cowboys, Notre Dame, or whoever is the current “flavor of the month” in the media.

The piece would have been better served with a different, more appropriate title:  “The Wrong Way To Bet On Sports”

But that would stink of helping to teach people how to gamble on sports, and there’s no way they could publish it like that.

How To Move an NBA Franchise in 13 Easy Steps

By Blaidd Drwg

The NBA has a “relocation committee” headed by he-who-must-not-be-named-in-Seattle. In honor of the NBA, in its infinite wisdom, “allowing” the Sacramento Kings to stay in Sacramento for one more season before a decision is made on allowing them to move to Anaheim, I present you with how to move an NBA franchise in 13 easy steps:

  1. Own a team in a smaller market like Seattle, Vancouver, Charlotte or Sacramento.
  2. Build that team into a successful contender with a strong and loyal fan base (or buy a franchise already in that state in one of the smaller markets).
  3. Start complaining about how your 20 year old arena, which had been good enough up to that point an provides your team with a great home court advantage, is no longer good enough because you don’t have 100 luxury boxes despite selling out all of your games and that you don’t get all of the revenue from the stadium that was built with money other than your own.
  4. To prove your point, stop investing in quality player, causing the team to stop winning and people to stop coming to the games. In addition – keep the GM that has run your team into the cellar of the league and fire your coach (who can’t win with the player you are drafting) 3 or 4 times in the process (thanks to Lloyd for pointing out the omission)
  5. As the attendance drops, start publically saying that you can’t compete since the outdated arena isn’t drawing fans and that the cure for that is a shiny new arena, built with public money of course, which the team gets all of the revenues from.
  6. Lobby the state legislature, which is trying to cut budget deficits, to raise taxes on the local population to fund the stadium. Pepper them with promises of increased tax revenues, new jobs and more money pumped into the local economy, even though there is no evidence that any of those things come from a new stadium.
  7. Wait for the legislature to vote. If they pass it, hold a big ceremony to celebrate your victory (although I would refrain from lighting the ceremonial cigars with $100 bills in public). Donate a few of the nosebleed seats (you know, the ones that are about 2 miles up behind the beams that you probably couldn’t sell anyway) to local underprivileged kids a year to show how you are “giving back to the community”. If you are successful in getting the stadium, go back to step one in 10 years, otherwise:
  8. If they fail to pass the funding, let the team sink further, drawing less people and continue to point out the need for a new stadium and how the old stadium is completely ruining the franchise. Go back to the legislature with that.
  9. If they still won’t give you a stadium,  start finding other smaller markets without an NBA franchise and let them know you would be happy to move your team to that city and make them a major league city if they give you a shiny new stadium with 100 luxury boxes and all of the revenue build by public money. Good candidates for this are San Diego, Las Vegas, Memphis, Oklahoma City, New Orleans and Kansas City. This is plan B.
  10. Use the aforementioned deal to try to hold your current state’s legislature hostage – meanwhile stocking up on young talent that will make you competitive in 2 -3 years.
  11. If your current state’s legislature still won’t budge, start packing up the moving vans and take up city B on their offer, saying how much you regret having to move the team and how you feel bad for the people of your original city, but it is a business.
  12. Move into city B’s shiny new building with your suddenly competitive team and talk about how happy you are to be there.
  13. Lather, rinse, repeat.