This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument!

by Iron Chef Leftovers

To fully quote the line from PCU – “‘A Bridge Too Far.’ Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!”

We write about food, sports and games on this site and now Seattle based author Cynthia Nims has brought it all together in her new book, “Gourmet Game Night: Bite-Sized, Mess-Free Eating for Board-Game Parties, Bridge Clubs, Poker Nights, Book Groups, and More”.

It is available just about everywhere and it has a good number of quick and easy finger foods that work nicely for game night, watching a sporting event or just having people over. Everyone should go out and buy this to support a great local food author (and check out a her other works while you are at it).

Buyer Beware on Jimmy Clausen

By Blaidd Drwg

All of the mock drafts I have seen seem to be pretty high on Jimmy Clausen, the Notre Dame QB, who if you believe the hype, will be the next Joe Montana. I keep hearing about his poise, maturity and ability to deal with pressure – all of which lead a perennially overrated ND team to an amazing 6-6 record against a soft schedule. All of the hype is taking me back to the 1993 draft when the debate was all about who should be the first choice in the draft – Rick Mirer or Drew Bledsoe. We all know how well that worked out.

This, combined with the end of the Brady Quinn era in Cleveland (remember when he was the second coming of Montana?) did get me thinking – who has been the most successful ND QB drafted since Montana. The answer surprised me – Steve Beuerlein. He is the only one to appear in a pro bowl, and his stats in every category are higher than the other 5 ND QBs drafted over the last 29 years – COMBINED.

YR Draft Rd/Pos Player Games YDS TD INT
2007 1/22 Brady Quinn 14 1902 10 9
2000 7/214 Jarious Jackson 5 114 0 1
1993 1/2 Rick Mirer 80 11969 50 76
1987 4/110 Steve Beuerlein 147 24046 147 112
1984 11/281 Blair Kiel 25 1296 8 7
1980 4/89 Rusty Lisch 30 547 1 11

Eventually a ND is QB is bound to do something in the NFL – just maybe teams should wait a few more rounds before picking him.

In what world does this make sense?

by Blaidd Drwg

It appears the Phillies have had internal discussions about making a trade offer of Ryan Howard for Albert Pujols. The Cardinals would be insane to take that deal – Howard is older than Pujols, he is not nearly as good as a defender, not even close to being in the same league as a hitter and can’t really hit lefties all that well. They are both FA’s after the 2011 season and I can’t imagine there will be more than about a 6 or 7 million per annum difference in their contracts. Besides, would you really want to take the chance on the guy who’s body type does not age well and will probably be a DH in 3-4 years anyway?

A Baseball Era Comes to a Close – A Followup

by Blaidd Drwg

Back on 2/16, I posted this:
“Outside of Adam Dunn and Jack Cust (the 3 True Outcome Crew), Tug Hulett (don’t ask), Jason Kendall and Brian Giles (who are both looking like they should hang ‘em up), I just don’t really follow any individual player that closely.”

Well, I happened to be looking through the transactions for the week today, and I noticed this that somehow slipped below my radar:

Dodgers – Announced the retirement of OF Brian Giles.

His knee had gotten so bad that he couldn’t continue playing. I am going to miss seeing one of the most underrated players of the ’00’s and a truly nice guy. Looks like I was right about him needing to retire. Now if Jason Kendall would just do the same…

Were the 2009 Mariners any better than the 1990 Mariners?

by Blaidd Drwg

With the plethora of predictions for the Mariners 2010 season out, it got me thinking, how did a team which scored 640 runs in 2009 manage to win 85 games. Their expected wins were 75 based on run differential and they managed to get lucky and win 35 games by 1 run. I really think this was closer to a 75 win team that got lucky than an 85 win team that was that good (winning close games really isn’t a function of anything other than luck), so I wanted to take a look at the other AL teams in the expansion era that scored 640 runs or less. I did pro-rate the 1994 and 1995 seasons to 162 games to even things out for those seasons. I also expanded the list to include any teams who scored more than 640 runs but were within 30 of the Mariners totals. The list:

Year/Team Runs Scored Runs Allowed Diff Wins
2002 Tigers 575 864 -289 55
2003 Tigers 591 928 -337 43
1998 Devil Rays 620 751 -131 63
2009 Mariners 640 692 -52 85
2008 A’s 646 690 -44 75
1997 Blue Jays 654 694 -40 76
2002 Orioles 667 773 -106 67

Interesting that the M’s are the only team on that list to go better than .500. There are some historically bad teams and just looking at runs scored and runs allowed, the M’s best comp are the 2008 A’s, who are almost a dead on comp – the A’s scored 6 more runs than the M’s and gave up 2 fewer. The difference really was the A’s were essentially a .500 team in 1 run games at 25-24. Yes, a lot has been made about how good the M’s defense was last season and I don’t think the A’s were a particularly great fielding team, but is the defense really worth 10 wins over the run differential? I guess we will see how this plays out in 2010.

So all of this got me thinking, is there another M’s team that looks comparable? The closest I found was the 1990 M’s who managed a 75-87 record, scoring 640 runs and allowing 680. Digging down, there are an amazing number of similarities between 2009 and 1990 versions of the teams – They both had relatively young pitching staffs, they both played in stadiums that were slightly pitching friendly, neither team got any real production from their Catcher or Shortstops, they both had marginal starters with career years (Jarrod Washburn and Erik Hanson) and both teams had solid bullpens and above average starting pitching. They were both extremely good defensive teams.

Here are the stats comps:

Batting

AVG OPS OPS+ HR BB
.258 .716 90 160 421 2009 M’s
.259 .706 97 107 596 1990 M’s

Pitching

ERA ERA+ IP WHIP SO
3.87 112 1452.2 1.3035 1043 2009 M’s
3.72 106 1443.1 1.3339 1064 1990 M’s

The 2009 edition was a bit better pitching, which makes sense considering they were a bit better defensively and the 1990 team was a bit better offensively thanks to the huge difference in walks compared to their 2009 counterparts.

So what happened in 1991? The M’s went 83-79 for their first winning season in franchise history. The only significant change to the lineup was replacing a truly awful Jeffrey Leonard with Jay Buhner and Ken Griffey Jr becoming a superstar. The pitching staff was slightly better, despite significantly WORSE defense:

Field Runs Above Avg Zone Field Runs Above Avg
50.4 55.4 1990
-28.7 -32.7 1991

I am a firm believer in advanced defensive metrics and I believe that you need a solid defensive team in the field, but I am really at a loss to explain how the 1990 and 1991 teams could be so different defensively and still gave up roughly the same number of runs.

I am skeptical about 2010 Mariners team. They downgraded their offense, so 640 runs in 2010 might be a stretch, they still have too many free swingers in the lineup, and I am not sure that the pitching (starting and relieving beyond Lee and Felix) will repeat their 2009 performances. My prediction – 77 to 80 wins for this team IF Felix and Lee are healthy and pitch a full season with the team.

Pizza Dough

by Coltrane

I originally took an interest in pizza dough when my mom got me an Oster bread machine.  (Thanks mom.)  I began by using the recipe that came with the bread machine.  My initial attempts all tasted like cardboard.  I started messing with the ratios of water, flour, yeast, oil, and salt.  I tried adding and removing varying amounts of sugar or honey.

One of the difficulties with this learning process is that almost every recipe calls for differing amounts each ingredient, and there’s no standardized order of ingredients.  It makes it a lot harder to visualize the way that the recipes compare and contrast.

The two charts below are an attempt to give some order, so that it’s easier to see how the recipes differ.  All of the recipes have been scaled to ~3 cups of flour.  This will make one large, thin-crust pizza or two smaller pizzas.  All of the Peter Reinhart recipes are somewhat approximated — his recipes call for 5 cups of flour.  I divided those all in half, making for some very odd looking measurements.

             
.   Bread Machine Smitten Kitchen Joy Smitten (updated) Batali (FN)
. Flour 3 cups AP 3 cups AP 3.5-4 c  AP 3 cups AP 3.5 cups AP
. Water 7/8 to 1 cup 1 cup 1-1/3 cups 3/4 cup 3/4 cup
. Other Liquid       1/4c white wine 1/4c light wine
. Yeast 1.5 tsp active 1.5 tsp active 2.25 tsp active 1.5 tsp active 2 TBP active
. Salt .5 tsp 2 tsp 1 TBP 2 tsp 1 tsp
. Oil 2 TBP 1 TBP 2 TBP 2 TBP 1 TBP + 1 tsp
. Sugar     1 TBP (optional) 1 tsp 1 TBP Honey
.            
.            
. Mix 1 20 min 2 min 10 min   6-8 min
. Rise 1 20 min 60-120 (double) 60-90 (double)   45 min
. Mix 2 .5 min punch down punch down    
. Rise 2 50 min 10-15 min 10-15 min    
. Refrigerate          
 Peter Reinhart recipes:
           
.   Neopolitan Neo-Neopolitan NY Style Americana
. Flour 2.5 cups AP 2.5 cups Bread 2.5 c Bread 2.5 c Bread
. Water 1 cup minus 1 TBP 1c minus 1.5 TBP 7/8 cup 3/8 cup
. Other Liquid       1/2 cup milk
. Yeast .5 tsp instant .5 tsp instant 3/4 tsp instant 1 tsp instant
. Salt 1.5 tsp 1.5 tsp 1.75 tsp 1.75 tsp
. Oil   1 TBP 1.5 TBP 2 TBP
. Sugar     3/4 TBP 1.5 TBP
.          
.          
. Mix 1 4 min 4 min 4 min 4 min
. Rise 1 5 min 5 min 5 min 5 min
. Mix 2 shape shape shape shape
. Rise 2 30 min 15 min 15 min 15 min
. Refrigerate Overnight Overnight Overnight Overnight
.   OR OR OR OR
.   Rise 1.5 Hours Rise 1 Hour Rise 1 Hour Rise 1 Hour
.   Fridge 2 Hour Fridge 2 Hour Fridge 2 Hour Fridge 2 Hour

The Links:

Smitten Kitchen “Really Simple

Smitten Kitchen “Pizza, Updated

The Joy of Cooking

Batali’s Food Network recipe.  Note that it calls for 1.5 ounces of fresh yeast.  The quantity in the recipe is an approximation of the amount of active yeast required instead.

Peter Reinhart’s American Pie

A yeast conversion chart.

One TBP of table salt = Two TBP of Kosher salt.  The recipes above use Kosher salt.  Adjust accordingly.

Use unbleached flour.  Feel free to try substituting bread flour for all-purpose flour and vice-versa.

What I think I’ve learned:

1.  The Oster recipe tasted like cardboard for two main reasons:  There’ s very little salt in the recipe and the rise in the machine is fast and warm.

2.  The longer the rise, the better the taste.   I never let any dough rise at any temperature above about 75-78 degrees.  A longer rise lets enzymes work and create more complex flavors.

3.  Dough can live in the refrigerator for up to 3 days.   Ideally it will be removed from the refrigerator for 1-2 hours to take the chill off before use.

4.  Read the actual recipes in the links.  Every approach is a different and they all can be considered valid.

5.  The Mario recipe calls for a lot of yeast and a short rise.  There are lots of other flavors happening in that one, masking the short rise.

6.  Fats and sugars promote browning and crispness.  This applies if they’re in the dough or on the outside of the dough.  Try brushing olive oil on the edge of the pizza before or during cooking.

7.  One unit of instant yeast = 1.25 units of active yeast.  Going the other way, 1 unit of active yeast = .8 units of instant yeast.  (Instant yeast is 25% “stronger”.)  I prefer instant yeast, as it doesn’t need to be “bloomed” (pre-soaked with water and sugar.)  Active yeast should be “bloomed”.

Method:

I’m currently using the “Simple” Smitten Kitchen recipe.  I’m not using a pizza stone or anything like that.  Here’s my method:

A:  Turn oven up to 11.  Let the oven preheat at least 10 minutes so that the oven becomes hot, not just the air inside the oven.   Longer is better.

B:  Lightly oil a sheet pan (or broiler pan).  Stretch dough out on the oiled pan.  (Optional, brush the dough with a light coating of oil on top.)  The oil sort of fries the bottom, helping to give a crisp crust.

C:  Add all toppings except cheese.  I will often partially saute the toppings in advance as I’m not a fan of raw veggies on a pizza.  This is a good way to add more flavor too.

D:  Insert the sheet pan on the bottom rack, cook 10 minutes.

E:  Open the oven and quickly add the cheese, cook about another 6 minutes.  Adding the cheese at the half-way point prevents burning.   Turn the pizza at this point if it looks like it’s not browning evenly.

F:  Remove and let cool for a couple of  minutes to let the pizza set up.

G:  Eat!

Stars of the World Cup

by Coltrane

ESPN profiles the top 50 players in the upcoming World Cup. 

#1-25

#26-50

Spain is stacked.  Here it is broken it down by team:

Argentina (5)
 
#1 – Lionel Messi, F
 
#23 – Carlos Tevez, F
 
#26 – Gonzalo Higuain, F
 
#29 – Sergio Aguero, F
 
#36 – Javier Mascherano, M
 
Brazil (6)
#4 – Kaka, M
#14 – Luis Fabiano, F

#18 – Dani Alves, D

#21 – Maicon, D

#31 – Julio Cesar, G

#35 – Lucio, D

Cameroon (1)

#13 – Samuel Eto’o, F

England (5)

#3 – Wayne Rooney, F

#9 – Steven Gerrard, M

#22 – Frank Lampard, M

#37 – John Terry, D

#41 – Ashley Cole, D

France (6)

#12 – Franck Ribery, M

#28 – Thierry Henry, F

#40 – Nicolas Anelka, F

#42 – Patrice Evra, D

#44 – Karim Benzema, F

#45 – Yoann Gourcuff, M

Germany (3)

#30 – Michael Ballack, M

#34 – Miroslav Klose, F

#47 – Philipp Lahm, D

Ghana (1)

#10 – Michael Essien, M

Italy (4)

#17 – Gianluigi Buffon, G

#24 – Andrea Pirlo, M

#46 – Daniele de Rossi

#49 – Giorgio Cheillini

Ivory Coast (2)

#6 – Didier Drogba, F

#48 – Yaya Toure, M

Netherlands (3)

#20 – Wesley Sneijder, M

#25 – Robin van Persie, F

#32 – Arjen Robben, M

Portugal (1)

#2 – Critiano Renaldo, M

Serbia (1)

#19 – Nemanja Vidic, D

Slovakia (1)

#43- Marek Hamsik, M

Spain (9)

#5 – Xavi, M

#7 – Andreas Iniesta, M

#8 – Fernando Torres, F

#11 – David Villa, F

#15 – Iker Casillas, G

#16 – Cesc Fabregas, M

#33 – Gerard Pique, D

#38 – David Silva, M

#39 – Carles Puyol, D

United States (1)

#50 – Landon Donovan, M

Uruguay (1)

#27 – Diego Forlan, F

There are only 3 keepers in the top 50.  There are almost no defenders in the top 25, period.  Check out Argentina.  The squad has five of the top 50 players.  Of those, four are Forwards.

It seems that when youth coaches find a guy that can really play they don’t waste his talent on defense – they use him to put the ball in the goal.

The New Big Country

by Coltrane

Hasheem Thabeet is headed to the NBA Developmental (D)-League.   Thabeet was the #2 pick in the 2009 draft.  He becomes the highest draft pick ever to be sent to the D-League.

The popular comparison in the press is Darko Milicic, the #2 pick in the 2003 draft.  I don’t think it’s the most accurate comparison.  Milicic was drafted as an 18 year-old from Serbia.  He has been in the league six years and he’s still less than two years older than Thabeet, who played four years at UConn.

The better comparison is Bryant “Big Country” Reeves.  Reeves was the 6th pick of the 1995 draft.  He played four years at Oklahoma State and was out of the league by age 27.  Both Thabeet and Reeves led their teams as Seniors to the Final Four, which contributed to why they each got drafted as high as they did.  Both had great size and were prolific shot blockers, but neither was mobile.

In a word, they’re both stiffs.

If there was any question that Thabeet would struggle at the pro level there’s a game that should have raised red flags in NBA draft rooms.  The game took place late in Thabeet’s Senior year against Pittburgh and 2009 #39 draft pick DeJuan Blair:

February 16, 2009:  Pittsburgh 76, UConn 68
DeJuan Blair:  10-17 FG, 22 Points, 23 Rebounds (6 offensive), 38 minutes
Hasheem Thabeet:  1-5 FG, 5 Points, 4 Rebounds, 23 minutes (5 fouls)

It was  a direct comparison in a high level game.  Blair completely dominated Thabeet.  Somehow, the executives missed it.   He must have looked great in individual workouts.

Footnote:  Blair has no ACLs in either knee.  That’s one reason that he was drafted in the 2nd round.  Much like Leon Powe, he slipped due to concerns about his knees.  The Spurs got a steal.

Ozzie Guillen and Twitter

by Coltrane

Ozzie Guillen has decided to join Twitter. 

“That’s why the world is all screwed up,” he said. “I want to say [bleep] off, but I can’t. All of a sudden, we’re worrying about something that is personal. I wanted to do something that is fun off the field. All of a sudden, they’re making a big deal of this thing …

“I feel like I was doing something wrong. People are treating me like I was a murderer or something, or steal someone’s money or didn’t pay my taxes.”

Guillen said he spoke to Sox general manager Ken Williams about his new hobby, although Williams appeared to be caught off guard when a reporter from the Sun-Times asked him about it and he responded with a “No comment.”

“If this thing bothers the White Sox or Kenny or Jerry [Reinsdorf], then we’ll talk about it,” Guillen said. “I talked to Kenny about it. I said what it was. He can see what I say. If that thing offends anyone, beat it, because I didn’t do anything wrong.

“This has nothing to do with the organization or baseball. It’s my life. I don’t know why people are making a big deal of it. All of a sudden it’s Ozzie Guillen. I didn’t know how famous I was. That’s pretty interesting. I thought people hate me.”

Ozzie is well known to have a short path between his brain and his mouth.  The odds are slim that this ends well, though it should be entertaining while it lasts.

What is the big deal about eating cat?

by Iron Chef Leftovers

I don’t understand the outrage over Beppe Bigazzi’s comments on Italian TV about eating cat. Is it really so different than eating pig, cow, chicken or any other non-endangered animal. Look, for centuries, peasants would eat just about anything as a source of protein – songbirds, cats, rats, rabbits, etc. If you were a poor farmer and you raised livestock, you sold off just about all of the animal and ate almost none of it. That is how you were able to afford to live. Hell, horse is still regularly eaten in Europe. Everyone should read Angleo Pelligrini’s “The Unprejudiced Palate” if you want to understand why people eat things that you don’t necessarily find in your local mega mart.

If anyone is offended, please come off it. I am sure you are offending several hundred million Hindi when you take a bite into that steak or a couple million Jews when you eat your bacon or 6 or 7 vegans when you eat anything that is not a plant.

If it tastes good, was humanely raised and slaughtered and is not endangered, I don’t see the issue here.