For the First Time in World Cup History…

By Blaidd Drwg

We will have a European Champion in a tournament not played in Europe. As hard as it is to believe, no European team has ever won a World Cup Title when the tournament was played outside of Europe. With the Dutch 3-2 Victory over Uruguay this morning, it guarantees a European champion for the 2010 tournament.

I do have to wonder how the people of South Africa feel about having their former colonizers in the finals.

Guess the All-Star 3B

By Blaidd Drwg

OK, quick, who should be the All-Star starter on this list:

AVG HR RBI OPS OPS+ WAR
Player A .341 12 53 .922 141 2.9
Player B .294 12 56 .868 132 3.2
Player C .278 12 61 .842 129 2.2

All 3 of these players were named to the American League All-Star team today. Depending on what you look at, you can probably make a case for all 3 guys to be the starter, and keep in mind one is a Yankee and one is a Red Sox, so you have the popularity factor to include. Personally, based on the stats, I would go with Player B, and, it appears, the fan voting agrees with me on this one, by quite a margin.

Player A is Adrian Beltre, Player B is Evan Longoria and Player C is Alex Rodriguez.

Jozy Altidore and Dwight Howard

by Coltrane

It looks like ESPN is now “on board” with soccer in America.  Here’s today’s piece by Bill Simmons, it has an interesting comparison between Jozy Altidore and the NBA’s Dwight Howard.

We scored five goals in four games: two on hustle goals off second chances, one on a penalty kick, one on a brain fart by England’s goalie, and Donovan’s goal against Slovenia, which came with the help of a mistimed defensive play. Not a single “WOW!!!!!!!!!” play among them. 

…We reached a certain plateau in 2010, a little like a 47-win NBA team that everyone knows can’t make the Finals. Watch how those crafty Germans bang home scoring chances, or the blinding speed of their young stud Mesut Ozil on the wing. Rewatch that “WOW!!!!!!!!!” goal scored by Uruguay’s striker to beat Korea Republic, or the one by Tevez in the Argentina-Mexico game. Team USA never made you scream “WOW!!!!!!!!!” for a really good reason: We don’t have a player with that kind of chops. This was a team of grinders and overachievers. We didn’t have enough speed without Charlie Davies, and we certainly don’t have a world-class striker who creates scoring chances out of thin air. In four Cup games, our forwards scored zero goals. That’s why we went home over everything else.

By 2014, maybe young Jozy Altidore (only 20) will get there; he certainly has the physical gifts, although it’s unclear whether he has any scoring touch. (It’s the difference between Dwight Howard’s low-post game and Pau Gasol’s low-post game; you can work at it all you want, but you’ll never be as good as the guys who are born to put it into the net. A guy like Germany’s Miroslav Klose could find the far post falling out of a wheelchair when he’s 60. It’s a DNA thing. I am convinced. So the worry is that Jozy has too much Howard in him and not enough Gasol.) Maybe Davies and Fast Young Guy X will provide that missing burst on the wing. Maybe Teenage Prodigy X is four years from saving us and we don’t even know his name. But you can’t advance to the semifinals without the “WOW!!!!!!!!!” factor. Impossible.

I’m rooting for Altidore to make The Leap, but I’m definitely concerned that he has too much Dwight Howard in him.  The U.S. Soccer Team needs more guys with the physicality and athleticism of Terrell Owens and Allen Iverson — if those guys were “heady” soccer players.

I just named three headcases for my desired athlete(?)  

(2-1/2, at least.)

Maybe that’s the reason U.S. soccer has yet to win big on the world stage — all of the headcases gravitate to the “big three” sports —  if only because that’s where they’re tolerated.

Check out Simmon’s piece — it’s 20 bullet points about the World Cup and soccer in America in general.

Sambal Oelek

by Coltrane

Sambal OelekSambal Oelek is a spicy asian chili paste.  I like to use it instead of cayenne or tabasco — anywhere heat is needed.  Here are three quick recipes; one “Asian”, one “Mexican”, and one “Mediterranian”.  Sambal Oelek works great in all three.

“Asian” Sauteed Spinach

2 TBP Peanut or Canola Oil
1 lb Baby Spinach
2 cloves Garlic, minced
2 TBP Soy Sauce
½ tsp Sambal Oelek

Heat a skillet and oil over medium-high heat.  Add garlic and saute until it colors a bit.  Add soy, spinach, and Sambal Oelek, cover for 1 minute.  Remove cover and stir until the spinach is cooked to your liking, about 2-5 minutes more.

Psuedo Pico de Gallo

About 6 Roma tomatoes
½ – 1 Red or Sweet Onion
½ cup Chopped Cilantro
Juice of 1-2 Lime
pinch Salt
½ – 1 tsp Sambal Oelek

Seed and dice tomatoes.  (They’re easiest to seed if you cut them through the equator and clean out with your finger.)  Mince the onion.  Add all ingredients to a bowl and stir to combine.  Serve immediately.

White Bean Hummus Send-Up

I use peanut butter instead of tahini in this recipe.  Don’t tell them and they won’t notice.  (Of course, if they did call me on it I’d say “Well yeah, I didn’t tell you it was Hummus”.)

1 can White (Cannellini) Beans
Juice of 1 Lemon
2 cloves Garlic
pinch Salt
1 TBP Peanut Butter
1 TBP Extra Virgin Olive Oil
½ tsp Sambal Oelek

Drain beans.  Roughly chop the garlic.  Add garlic to food processor and process briefly.  Add all other ingredients and process until smooth.  It may require a bit more oil to get the texture you want.

Recommended Game: Ticket to Ride – Europe

by Coltrane

Ticket to Ride - Europe

Title:  Ticket to Ride – Europe

Game Type:  Set Collection – Acquire multiple cards of one color to build train routes in Europe.

Number of Players:  2-5

Complexity of Rules:  Low

Time to Play:  About an hour with 3 people, longer with more.

The concept:   The board is a map of Europe.  Each destination is connected to others by train routes of different lengths and colors.  For example, two destinations might have 4 red “tracks” in between them.  To connect them you would need to play 4 red cards from your hand, which would allow you to play your trains to claim that “track”.  The object of the game is to collect the correct cards to complete routes between selected destinations on the map, seen below (the grey routes are “wild”, any color can be played onto those).  The “strategy part” is managing your hand, the board, and the pace of the game.

Ticket to Ride - Europe

Why I like it:  Ticket to Ride – Europe is a “gateway game” for non-gamers.  People who have only played old-school games like Monopoly will like it, and it’s a good introduction to the European-style games that don’t feature a “finish line.”  It’s simple enough that anyone can play but good strategy and game management still get rewarded.   Finally, the crowd doesn’t have to be super focused to play, though it does help the game go faster.

Available at Gary’s Games in Seattle and Amazon.com.  Note that there are many flavors in the Ticket to Ride series of games  — you want the just plain “Europe” version.  (Not “Europa”, not “1912”…)

The BoardGameGeek page.   Reviews are about 2/3 of the way down the page.

Russell Branyan

By Blaidd Drwg

He’s baaaaccckkkk! In the WTF move of the week by Jack Zduriencik, the Marines have traded 2 spare part minor leaguers for old friend Russell Branyan.

Despite the M’s first base issues, why trade for a 32 year old slugger with back problems when you are sitting 14 games back of first place in your division half way through the season? Me thinks that Z is not ready to give up on the season, which is probably going to lead to at least one other stupid deal and possible the M’s not trading Cliff Lee. I also suspect that this will mean that either Mike Carp or Mike Saunders (or possibly both) will see a significant reduction in playing time or a trip back to Tacoma. Wak does love to play his veterans.

Alton Brown’s Diet, Granola Bar Recipe

by Coltrane

The diet that Alton Brown used to lose 50 pounds in 9 months:

Daily:

Fruits, Whole Grains, Leafy Greens, Nuts, Carrots, and Green Tea.  Eat breakfast every day.

3 times per Week:

Oily Fish, Yogurt, Broccoli, Sweet Potato, Avocado.

1 time per Week:

Red Meat, Pasta, Dessert, Alchohol (one drink).

Never:

Fast Food, Soda, Processed Meats, Canned Soups, “Diet Anything”.

Alton Brown expressed a low opinion of store-bought granola bars during the episode “Live and Let Diet”.  Below is nutrition information for his granola bars, compared to Nature Valley’s Peanut Butter granola bars.

Item AB’s Nature Valley
Cal 189 190
Total Fat 6.2g 7g
Sodium 9.4mg 180mg
Total Carbs 29.8g 28g
Fiber 3.84g 2g
Sugar 13.8g 11g
Protein 4.35g 5g

You decide if it’s worth making your own.

Nutrition Information and Recipe Source.  Note that the serving size in the left column was 1/3 the number of calories of the right column.  (63 calories vs 190 calories.)  The math has been adjusted so that it is a direct comparison.

Recommended Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill

by Coltrane

Title:  Betrayal at House on the Hill

Game Type:  “Horror” Strategy Game

Number of Players:  3-6

Complexity of Rules:  Low-Medium

Time to Play:  About an hour

The Concept:  Players explore a haunted house.  As the players explore they trigger Events and Omens.  As more and more Omens occur it becomes increasingly likely that the endgame starts, which is called the Haunt.  The player that triggered the Haunt becomes the Traitor.  The Traitor then receives his Win Condition for that game, which is known only to him.  The Heroes are all of the other remaining players.  The Heroes learn (in secret) what they need to do to stop the Traitor.  The Traitor’s Win Condition might be something like killing all of the Heroes.  It could be something stranger like going to the cemetary and digging up an object.  There are fifty possible scenarios in all.

Why I like this game: 

1.  Exploring the haunted house is fun.  The house never has the same layout from game to game, as the players explore they draw tiles to determine what room they just walked into.

2.  Each player is playing as an Explorer.  The Explorers are all well-known horror film cliches, such as Professor Longfellow, Madame Zostra, the athletic (and stupid) Darren “Flash” Williams, and the cheerleader-type Heather Granville.  Each Explorer has his or her own unique attributes —  Speed, Might (strength), Knowledge (smarts), and Sanity.  Many Events and actions require a check (dice roll) against an attribute to determine success or failure (such as avoiding falling down broken stairs).

3.  The Event cards have some well-written “color” text.  They’re best read aloud with the proper “B-movie horror film dramatic voice.”   For example:  “FOOTSTEPS — The floorboards slowly creak.  Dust rises.  Footprints appear on the dirty floor.  And then, as they reach you, they are gone.”

4.  The game doesn’t require too much brainwork.  It’s good for groups where people are relatively more focused on being socal and eating chips.

Here’s the BoardGameGeek page.  There are other reviews accessible about 2/3 of the way down the page.

Available at Gary’s Games or Amazon.com.  (For some reason the Amazon price is $189.95, so I’m not going to link it.  It should be about a $40-45 game.)

Useless Information from the M’s Media Guide

By Blaidd Drwg

I happened to be leafing through the Mariners Media guide and I noticed this table:

Youngest Mariners to Make Their Debut with the Team

Player Age Debut
Edwin Nunez 18 yrs, 315 days April 7, 1982
Alex Rodriguez 18 yrs, 346 days July 8, 1994
Felix Hernandez 19 yrs, 119 days August 4, 2005
Ken Griffey Jr 19 yrs, 133 days April 3, 1989

An impressive list to say the least – 2 guys who are no doubt HOFers, a guy who is on his way to being one  and Edwin Nunez? He actually had a few decent seasons over his 13 year career. I had forgotten that he was actually a useful reliever for most of his career. Thought it was appropriate seeing as the Mariners wore their 1982 throwback unis yesterday in Milwaukee.

The other tidbit I noticed was a trend in Felix Hernandez HR’s allowed and his ERA. Here is his career:

Year IP HR Allowed ERA HR per 9 Innings
2005 84.1 5 2.67 0.5
2006 191.0 23 4.52 1.1
2007 190.1 20 3.92 0.9
2008 200.2 17 3.45 0.8
2009 238.2 15 2.49 0.6
2010 112.2 9 3.28 0.7

A very interesting trend to say the least, but not surprising – his ERA goes down when he doesn’t give up the long ball. Probably not ground breaking, but I thought it was interesting.

Upcoming Events for Foodies

By Iron Chef Leftovers

Some upcoming events for foodies and non-foodies alike that may be of interest:

June 26th – Paella Cook Off at Treehouse Bar in Ballard. Never knew this event existed. For $25, you get to eat lots of paella and get 2 glasses of wine or beer. Sounds like fun.

July 10th – Mobile Chowdown 4 at the Seattle Center. Food Trucks, lots of them, enough said.

July 11th –Burning Beast 2010 at Smoke Farms in Arlington. It is sold out but how could you not love a full day of roasted meats prepared by 11 Seattle Area Chefs.

July 14th – Fare Start’s Guest Chef on the Waterfront – Bell Harbor Convention Center. Heck $75 for an all you can eat, all you can drink event featuring some of Seattle’s best chefs? I wish I didn’t already have plans. Did I mention that all proceeds are going to support Fare Start’s programs?

August 25-28 – Cheese-a-topia at various locations in Seattle. I will be honest, I had no idea that there was even a National Cheese Society, but I love the idea and I love cheese, so I may have to take Mrs. Iron Chef to some of the events.

Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays throughout the summer – 25th Anniversary Celebration at Le Gourmand in Ballard. They are offering a $45 pirx fixe menu to celebrate. A great way to get out to one of the best (and most expensive) restaurants in Seattle.