The Ohio State University Whiners

By Blaidd Drwg

Let me be honest, I have never liked Ohio State. I think they are overrated every year because they are Ohio State and play in the Big Ten and I think it is a bit pretentious to call yourself “THE Ohio State University”, because, you know, I might get it confused with some other Ohio State.

Today, ESPN linked an article where Ohio State’s president dissed TCU and Boise State by saying that neither team belonged in the National Championship game. Here is a fine comment:

“Well, I don’t know enough about the Xs and Os of college football,” said Gee, formerly the president at West Virginia, Colorado, Brown and Vanderbilt universities. “I do know, having been both a Southeastern Conference president and a Big Ten president, that it’s like murderer’s row every week for these schools. We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor. We play very fine schools on any given day.

Ok – Ohio States non-conference schedule over the last couple of seasons:

2010 – Marshall, Miami (FL), Ohio, Eastern Michigan
2009 – Navy, USC, Toledo, New Mexico St
2008 – Youngstown St, USC, Ohio, Troy
2007 – Youngstown St, Akron, Washington, Kent State
2006 – Northern Illinois, Texas, Cincinnati, Bowling Green

Looks like their non-conference schedule contains at least 2 games each year against teams that would be competitive with Little Sisters of the Poor. In that stretch, the Buckeyes have played 3 ranked non-conference opponents – USC in 2008 and 2009 (both losses) and Miami in 2010 (win). In the 20 games over the last 5 years, they haven’t exactly scheduled the toughest non-conference games.

As for the Big 10 Conference, there is nothing to suggest that they are great teams. The Big 10 has been around forever and has always been associated with great football, so I think their reputation is built greatly on that. How else would you explain Ohio St, Michigan, Michigan St, Penn St, etc. being ranked in the top 25 every pre-season only to see them have mediocre seasons (I call it the Notre Dame effect – they are ranked every year and get a shot at a BCS berth because they are ND, not because they have been dominant in the last 15 years). How overrated is the Big 10 – well let’s look at their bowl performance:

2006 – 2 wins, 5 losses
2007 – 3 wins, 5 losses
2008 – 0 wins, 6 losses
2009 – 4 wins, 3 losses

That, my friends, is a 32% winning percentage in bowl games. It might be hard to argue that Ohio State faces a murderer’s row every week when the combined win percentage of the teams they are playing in 2010 is a whopping 68-64.

I know that the BCS is all about money and the big schools don’t want anyone encroaching on their paydays (2 non-AQ schools means that 2 BCS conference schools have to go to a “lesser” bowl game with a much smaller payout), so here is my solution for Ohio State – if you are so good, how about you schedule Boise St. and TCU and play them both on the road next year. That should prove once and for all if those teams are deserving or not to play in the championship game. Besides, I would love to see THE Ohio State University get its ass kicked on the Smurf Turf up in Boise.

You Think You Are Having A Bad Day?

By Blaidd Drwg

No matter how bad your day is going or how much shit has gone wrong for you today, you are still in better shape than the Carolina Panthers. Their starting quarterback is out for the year, their backup QB is out with a concussion and their 3rd string QB doesn’t give the coach the warm fuzzies that he is ready to start an NFL game. So what do you do, you go out and sign and start Brian St. Pierre. Never heard of him? Not surprised. St. Pierre after very underachieving career at Boston College (he was very highly recruited) managed to spend 8 seasons as a back up QB for the Steelers and Cardinals. In those 8 seasons, he managed to throw exactly 5 passes. Yep, not a typo.

I feel bad for Tony Pike (the aforementioned 3rd string QB) – he is being passed over for a guy how has thrown fewer passes in the NFL (Pike has 12 attempts), was not even in any team’s training camp this summer, and, up until last week, he was stay at home dad, although, Carolina coach John Fox isn’t exactly giving St. Pierre a ringing endorsement:

A season of anemic offensive play, multiple injuries and one victory took an even stranger twist Thursday when coach John Fox picked the 30-year-old St. Pierre over rookie Tony Pike to play against Baltimore.

“The guy has been in some games,” Fox said.

That’s good enough these days to start for Carolina (1-8), the NFL’s lowest scoring team that has scored nine touchdowns and has no healthy, experienced quarterback.

Let’s face it, Carolina is probably the worst team in the NFL, is 1-8, has averaged 12 points per game and is playing Baltimore this weekend. I want to watch this game purely out of morbid curiosity.

Recommended Game: Dominion

by A.J. Coltrane

Title:  Dominion

Game Type:  Hand management, deck building, card game. 

Number of Players:  2-4 (2-6 with expansions.)

Complexity of Rules:  Medium/Low

Time to Play:  20-30 minutes with two people who have played a few times.  Up to about 30-50 minutes with more people.

Dominion -- Look at all those cards!

The Concept:  From the Amazon.com product page-

In Dominion, each player starts with an identical, very small deck of cards. In the center of the table is a selection of other cards the players can “buy” as they can afford them. Through their selection of cards to buy, and how they play their hands as they draw them, the players construct their deck on the fly, striving for the most efficient path to the precious victory points by game end.

That’s it in shorthand.  Longhand, there are basically three types of cards in the game:

1.  Victory cards (“Lands”).  There are three values of Land cards that can be purchased.  The higher value cards are relatively more expensive, but also more desirable because they are more “space efficient” than the cheaper lands.

2.  Kingdom (Action) Cards.  These cards allow the player to do things like draw more cards, buy more stuff, and/or mess with the other players.  (Example of an action card to the right.  Village allows the player to draw one more card and play two additional actions.)  Each game uses a cross-section of the available Kingdom cards, and the cards all behave differently.  This means that no two games will play quite the same way.

3.  Money Cards.  Much like the lands, the more desirable cards (Gold) are relatively more expensive and more efficient than the junk the players start with (Copper.)

Ultimately the point of the game is to buy more Victory Points than everyone else.  The “twist” is that everything that a player buys becomes a part of his deck for the rest of the game — the Victory point cards just get in the way of the “productive” stuff (Money and Actions.)  Play requires a balancing act between accumulating points and getting things accomplished down the road.

Why I Like It:  Dominion is fast paced, and strategic without allowing so many choices that players get “analysis paralysis.”  It’s basically a CCG (Collectible Card Game) without the ongoing expense that the CCG genre entails.  (Read:  Magic The Gathering can be an expensive game to play.)  As stated above, replayability is high because no two games are the same.  (Even if you play exactly the same set of Kingdom cards the games will still evolve differently each time.)  It’s a good “gateway” game for casual gamers, and it’s compatible with beverage consumption.

It’s the #8 rated boardgame at BoardgameGeek.  (The Intrigue expansion is #6.)  BoardgameGeek page here.

Available at Gary’s Games in Seattle and Amazon.com.  Note that there are *many* expansions.  Start with the base set, and if you love it then buy the Intrigue expansion.  (The expansion also allows for 6 players.)

Chocolate for a Cause

By Iron Chef Leftovers

Local chocolate maker (and favorite of Mrs. Iron Chef), Theo Chocolate, have been engaged in a project over the last couple of months where they brought in some heavy hitter, West Coast chefs to design their own Theo confection for a good cause – Food Lifeline. The result is the Theo Chocolate Chef Session Box which is described as:

The seven piece Theo Chocolate Chef Session box is the result of many hours of “what ifs” and possibilities brought about by these incredibly talented individuals. We are both excited and humbled that we are able to offer something so special, and it is important to us at the same time to share that abundance.

Here is the lineup. It reads like a who’s who of West Coast power chefs (and the confections sound amazing):

Theo Chocolate 2010 Chef Session Confection Collection:

CHRIS COSENTINO (Incanto & Boccalone Salumeria in San Francisco, CA)
Agro Dolce Brittle

MARIA HINES (Tilth in Seattle, WA)
Tamarind Lime Caramel

NAOMI POMEROY (Beast in Portland, OR)
Armagnac Prune Ganache & Green Peppercorn Caramel

GABRIEL RUCKER (Le Pigeon in Portland, OR)
Carrot Caramel

HOLLY SMITH (Cafe Juanita in Kirkland, WA)
Beet Pâte du Fruit & Almond Praline

JOHNATHAN SUNDSTROM (Lark & Licorous in Seattle, WA)
Pine Resin Ganache

JERRY TRAUNFELD (Poppy in Seattle, WA)
Huckleberry Pâte du Fruit & Cinnamon Basil White Ganache

Theo is having a kickoff at their Fremont Factory on Thursday, November 18th to celebrate the release – tickets are $45, which gets you a box of the confections and includes a $15 donation to Food Lifeline.

Athlete in Retrospect — Lester Hayes

by A.J. Coltrane

In honor of the Raiders revival, one of the coolest and most famous cornerbacks of the 80’s — Lester Hayes:

Note the header text: Gerry Cooney, next Heavyweight King. The press was borderline desperate for a white champion in the 80's -- back when anyone cared about boxing.

NFL.com has a cool video featuring Mike Haynes and Lester Hayes, declaring them the greatest cornerback duo of all time:  Top Ten Cornerback Tandems: Mike Haynes and Lester Hayes

Watch the video — At one point Hayes has a free blindside shot at a quarterback and pretty much tries to rip the guy’s head off.   That was normal at the time, or even encouraged.  The only legal place to hit a quarterback now is between the waist and the shoulders.  The game has really changed the last 30 years.

Lester Hayes was a big, strong guy for a db.  He played linebacker in college at about 6′ and 200 lbs.  His size and strength fit well into the Raider’s defensive schemes:  The Raiders have always played “Bump and Run” coverage — their db’s try to “jam” the wide receiver at the line of scrimmage.  Lester was strong enough that he could maul guys before they could get into their routes.

Lester had 13 interceptions in 1980, good for 2nd all-time, winning the Defensive Player of the Year Award.  (He did this in a 16-game season.)   The remarkable thing is that he had another five interceptions in four playoff games, giving him 18 in total for the year.  (Night Train Lane holds the regular-season record, with 14 interceptions in 12 games as a rookie in 1952.  Lane’s listed position was “RDH”, which I assume means Right Defensive Halfback in Precambrian Football Terms.)

The other enduring image of Hayes is the stickum.

Ew. The NFL outlawed this stuff, because it's disgusting. This was called The Lester Hayes Rule.

Stuff You Should Have In Your Pantry – Olive Oil

By Iron Chef Leftovers

Welcome to the first installment of what I hope to make a new series – “Stuff you should have in your pantry.” Today’s installment is Olive Oil. A good primer on olive oil can be found here. There is a lot to know about Olive Oil, but I am just going to try to cover the basics here.

Oilve Oil - Liquid Gold

I should start with the disclaimer that Iron Chef Leftovers is Italian and I practically drink the stuff and pretty much use it exclusively in my cooking – it is rare that you will see me cook with another vegetable oil, unless it comes to deep frying, which, you should really be using lard for anyway, but that is for another show. Olive Oil comes in all different types, flavors, price ranges and origins. I won’t bore you with a class on oil, but there are a few basic details you will want to know. I will limit this discussion to a basic level of what you will find in the supermarket, but there is so much more to this than I can ever cover. Trader Joe’s has a good guide to buying Olive Oil here.

There are several different types of Olive Oil which you are likely to encounter on your shopping experience – Extra Virgin, Virgin, Refined (Pure), Olive Oil and Lite. I am not sure what the hell Lite Olive Oil is, so you can forget that one. Pure Olive Oil and Olive Oil contain oil which is clarified using a chemical process, so I really don’t want to buy those, but you can if you so choose. There is nothing really wrong with them and they tend to have a mild taste. I would only recommend using them for cooking. I generally try to purchase oils that are labeled as Virgin or Extra Virgin as those oils are extracted using grinding and squeezing, nothing else. Speaking of grinding and squeezing, you always want to find an olive oil that has been “cold pressed.” This means that during the processing of the oil, the temperature has to be below 85 degrees Fahrenheit. This prevents the oil from turning rancid during the processing (heat = bad juju). It will also go rancid if you store it in a warm place in you home.

Some people will tell you to only buy Olive Oil from Spain or Italy. While that might be a good rule for the high end stuff (I also have tried some excellent oils from Turkey, Greece and California), I have never really found a difference on the lower end. You should be aware that just because something says “Italian Oil” doesn’t mean it is made from all Italian Olives. Look at the label when you buy the oil – if it says “Packed in” or “Produced in”, it generally means that the oil is blended with olives from multiple countries. Single source oil will generally say “Made from”.

If you don’t have an oil that you already like, don’t be afraid to buy a couple different ones and try them. You should taste them just by themselves – if you don’t like the flavor of it by itself, you aren’t going to like it when you use it in cooking. I usually have a couple different types of oil on hand – one for cooking which is generally a virgin or extra virgin oil, supermarket bought and relatively inexpensive, one for using on salads, etc. which is generally a supermarket bought bottle of extra virgin oil and a high end bottle of extra virgin oil that I use for “special occasions”. Right now, my cabinet has 2 oils in it – one from Trader Joe’s – their 100% Italian President’s Reserve Extra Virgin Oil (be careful when you purchase the oil at TJ’s, they have at least 3 different kinds), which runs about $7.99 a liter and I use for both cooking and salads and a high end extra virgin oil from Greece called Malenia which runs about $35 a liter, which is my special occasion oil. The oil should really be stored in a cool dark place and used within about 3 months of opening (it does start to degrade after a while), so I tend to buy larger bottles of my every day oil and smaller bottles the special occasion oil (which does keep the cost down).

I really like the Trader Joe’s oil – it is has a very mild flavor so it does not overpower what you are using it with, is slightly buttery, which for me is something I like when I am using it in cooking and on salads and not heavily floral. It is actually one of the few oils I would say works for use in both cooking and on salads. It is a really good oil for the price and there is a TJ’s close to the homestead. If you don’t have a TJ’s close, I also really like Coltavita, Filippo Berio and Bertoli Extra Virgin Oils for salads and finishing (they tend to be too floral for cooking and should all run around $12 – $15 per liter) and DaVinci, Coltavita and Filippo Berio Olive Oils for cooking (and should all be somewhere around $10 per liter). All of them are available nationally at most supermarket chains, so they should be pretty easy to find. I will put a disclaimer on these recommendations though – I have been buying the TJ’s brand for several years now and I can’t remember the last time I purchased a different all purpose oil, so, buyer beware.

For the higher end, special occasion oil, Melina is my current choice – it has a peppery, slightly smoky flavor that really stands out when you dress a salad with it, especially when you are using heartier greens (rocket, radicchio, etc.). Use it sparingly and pair it with a nice balsamic vinegar (that is for another show), add a little salt and toss and you are ready to go. I also like Melina for just dipping with bread.

When buying a higher end oil, you could just go to the store, buy a couple of them and try them, but that does get expensive in a hurry. Your best bet is to go to a shop where you can taste the oils before you buy them. Olive Oil is much like wine – it varies by where it is grown, the varietal of olives that make up the oil and the methods for producing it. The colors will range from green to golden and the flavors will run from vegetal to spicy. You just need to find what you like. There are 4 places that I would recommend in Seattle for buying oil because of selection and staff knowledge – at the Pike Market, Spanish Table, DeLaurenti and Buona Tavola and in Magnolia, Chef Shop. If you are a novice (or even experienced with purchasing oil) having a knowledgeable staff person guiding you through the tasting is a huge benefit, event when you have no idea what kind of oil you like. They will point out what to look for in the oil and suggest how the oil could be used. Just remember, buy a smaller bottle than you would for your everyday oil – you will need to use less of it as they tend to have stronger flavors and it will help keep the costs more manageable.

Summing It Up Perfectly

By Blaidd Drwg

There have been plently of eulogies for Dave Niehaus’ passing. He was a great announcer (although clearly slipping over the last couple of years), one of the last remaining great ones and his death is truly a loss to the baseball world.

Rob Neyer chimed in on his meeting of Niehaus, and it is moving:

In the Big Baseball World, I’m a nothing and Dave Niehaus is an Institution. Frankly, every time I walked into the booth and saw him, I halfway assumed he would have completely forgotten me. How many people must Niehaus have met over the years? How many other broadcasters and writers and glad-handers and just plain baseball fans have wanted their little moments with the man who had seen nearly every game in Mariners history?

And every time I stepped into his office, Dave Niehaus seemed genuinely glad to give me a few of his precious moments, happy to invite me to sit down next to him and talk about baseball or his trip to Cooperstown or whatever was ailing his Mariners.

I wish I had just a few more of those moments. I didn’t visit the booth in 2010. I didn’t want to impose. And I didn’t imagine, for even a second, that I would never have another chance. I sort of thought Dave Niehaus would live forever.

Tonight I’m feeling sorry for myself. I’m feeling sorry for his family. And I’m feeling sorry for the many thousands of Pacific Northwest baseball fans who have spent huge and hugely important chunks of their lives with Dave Niehaus. All of us will go on next spring, because that’s what we do. It’s just not yet apparent how, exactly.

Neyer is right – we will go on, and I am sure that there will be a moving tribute to Dave Niehaus on opening day, one last chance to say goodbye to a great one.

There Was Much Rejoicing

by A.J. Coltrane

From ESPN:

Jon Miller and Joe Morgan’s 21-year run on ESPN’s “Sunday Night Baseball” is over.

Morgan’s contract is expiring and he will not be renewed. Miller’s contract is also expiring though he may remain at ESPN working the “Sunday Night Baseball” series and postseason baseball for ESPN Radio…

I liked Miller, and fortunately he’s landing on his feet.  Joe Morgan, however, was a champion of things like “clutch” and “RBI man” and “productive outs”  — basically the antithesis of the Bill James school of thinking.

Now I can watch Sunday Night Baseball without muting the TV.

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Late edit:  Joe Posnanski has an excellent piece on the subject:  The Two Joe Morgans, exerpt below:

…Joe would go to bizarre lengths to avoid saying that teams with high on-base percentages often score a lot of runs and that pitchers who command their pitches and don’t give up home runs often pitch well. With Joe, after a while, it always came down to intangibles. Which is OK, I guess. But the tangible can matter, too. Also, he hated Moneyball and never seemed to figure out that it wasn’t Billy Beane who wrote the darned thing…

…And Leon’s Getting Laarrger!

by A.J. Coltrane

I’ve talked about how the I thought the Seahawks were going to get bigger players with Pete Carroll in charge.  I estimated that in 2010 they’d be about 5 pounds heavier per man.

Here’s the table:

Position 2009 Weight 2010 Weight Weight Difference
Offensive Line 304 306 2
Defensive Line 283 298 15
Linebacker 233 242 9
Defensive Back 199 200 1
Halfback 205 210 5
Wide Receiver 194 206 12
Tight End 257 250 -7
Quarterback 210 225 15

The Seahakws are bigger at every position except Tight End — they have a 227-pound special teams guy listed at TE.  If you take him out the TE’s average 255 pounds.

I left Fullback Owen Schmidt off of the table — the Seahawks don’t have a designated “Fullback” this year.

Sources: 

2010 roster, ESPN. 

2009 roster, Pro-Football-Reference[dot]com. 

Pro-Football-Reference is usually terrific for this kind of thing, but for whatever reason their 2010 roster listed only three offensive linemen.   According to their site the Seahawks got 9 pounds lighter in 2010, and that’s pretty obviously not right..

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Here’s a collection of Johnny’s scenes from Airplane!

…and here’s the making of the scene:  “I Speak Jive“, including a present-day interview with the two men.

It Was Late And I Was Tired

by A.J. Coltrane

Voice In My Head 1:  Jim Rice.

Voice In My Head 1:   ….

Voice in My Head 1:  Zack Wheat.

Voice In My Head 2:  Not bad, who else can you think of?

Voice In My Head 1:  …um ….hmmm

Voice In My Head 1:   ….

Voice In My Head 1:  Sir Francis Bacon!

Voice In My Head 2:  Well…  no…  not exactly…