Tiger Woods Loses a Kidney

by Coltrane

…No, not really, though the kidney would probably be less painful.  Woods’ wife has filed for divorce, and it’s estimated she’ll get a settlement somewhere in the $50-100 million dollar range.  And the kids.

I saw Herm Edwards on tv recently.  He was talking about how athletes get themselves into trouble — he might have been talking about Vick, or McNair, or Woods, or someone else altogether.  He then spoke about the right way to stay out of trouble.  To paraphrase, he said: 

“The way to stay out of trouble is to remember the Rule Of “One.”   One Woman.  One House.  One Car.”

I don’t have anything to add to that.